Jess | She/Her | mostly humor blog with the occasional cat. My dark aesthetic blog is @piratecode
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this year during christmas we hid tiny 3D printed penises around my nanas house
i think i win best hiding place
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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse
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the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

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