me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!
my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better wATCH OUT 🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt 🎶