ayiffballad
ayiffballad
I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady
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Sam // 16 // Panromantic Demisexual // they/them/theirs // in a relationship // cosplayer // Maid of Doom // I bite. Hard.
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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Pastel goth fuuuuuck yeah
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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Frickin' dweeb gave me pink roses to romance me. And he gave me his class ring to wear 'cause it's tradition in his town to let your girlfriend wear your class ring.. (mhm, you just looooove me) aaah cuuuutie /.\ best boyfriend ever right here~ this is how you treat a lady, mmhmm. I love him so muuuch!! Honestly..I havent felt any better in a relationship.....hes bringing out the best in me.. :') (and he knew that roses are my fav flower!)
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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thank mr skeltal
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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Follow my new blog @yiffitupanotch
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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so I googled skeletons and
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"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
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"against the fuckboys
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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beeth.
[full-view pls]
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
Farquaad
Farquaad II
Farquaad III
Farquaad IV
Farquaad V 
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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Thank
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i know you speak like 5 languages but how many alphabets can you read/write in
Reading and writing isn’t gonna help u barter in a busy indian market
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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*flops on the floor* shadow the hedgehog is the only one who understands me
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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Well...I mean... Its pretty true..... My reign of terror will never end. *maniacal laughter*
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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I hate you. You made me fear that whole town. You made me fear my own fucking neighborhood. You made me feel unsafe in my own fucking home. I. Hate. You.
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ayiffballad · 11 years ago
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