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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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Behold ye mighty and despair.
So... I made an anime opening song? ....And my voice isn't the specific type of kawaii I wanted, and the song is kinda hard to sing in the first place, so... Vocaloid! Specifically Kasane Teto, which I could easily find for free and that was the main reason I picked her.
Lyrics were written by me and translated into Japanese by Katzoomi, who is a friend of someone from the discord forums who was willing to humor me.
Why did I write this whole-ass song, you ask? ....For something that might happen in the near-ish future. Don't worry about it. It'll be fun! Also when Mia dubs certain parts she'll have a soundtrack ready and won't have to sing it herself unless she wants to for fun.
The Lyrics under the cut.
-TQ
Super Infinity Love!!!
--verse--
ねえ、どうしてあたしだけなの?
Nee, doshite atashi dake na no?
恋のルールは不思議だね
Koi no ruuru wa fushigi da ne
ひざまずいちゃいそう
Hizamazui chai so
だけど、この胸はドクドクと
Dakedo, kono mune wa doku doku to
一番ピュアな甘い歌
Ichiban pyua na amai uta
きっともうすぐだね
Kitto mo sugu da ne
--pre chorus--
砂糖甘い!
Sat-o-u ama-i!
辛いおやつ!
Ka-ra-i oya-tsu!
これでいい?
Ko-re de i-i?
いざ、戦い!
I-za, ta-ta-kai!
--chorus--
スーパー!インフィニティ!ラブ!!
Supa! Infiniti! Rabu!!
終わりがない物語
Owari ga nai monogatari
何度も失敗しても!
Nando mo shippai shite mo!
今回は諦めない!
Konkai wa akiramenai!
スーパー!インフィニティ!ラブ!!
Supa! Infiniti! Rabu!!
夢に見た本当のキス
Yume ni mita honto no kisu
何回でも失敗しても!
Nankai demo shippai shite mo!
今夜、君の愛が欲しい!
Konya, kimi no ai ga hoshii!
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(And the literal english translation)
--verse–
Hey, why is it only me?
The rules of love are strange.
I feel like I'm falling to my knees.
But my heart is beating so fast.
The purest, sweetest song.
It'll surely be here soon.
--pre-chorus--
Sugar is sweet!
Spicy snack!
Is this okay?
Let's fight!
--chorus--
Super! Infinity! Love!!
A never-ending story
No matter how many times I fail!
I won't give up this time!
Super! Infinity! Love!!
The real kiss I've always dreamed of
No matter how many times I fail!
I want your love tonight!
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so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
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Animated another scene! Also from chapter 4 of deltarune...
youtube link
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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.
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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
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i think we should swap yaoi and yuri tropes more. a pair of doomed teenage boys taking a break from their afterschool music club to go on a cute planetarium date, shyly brushing fingers while internal dialogue goes on and on about the purity of their relationship. on other side of town a lesbian is getting railed by a mafia boss.
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