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would anyone like a nice warm glass of grungnort?

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Glass of Supervicious Fluid

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Sorry we can’t cbt our way out of the fact that the earth is becoming observably less habitable with each passing year

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a collection

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When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

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EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????

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Can you do something with a pig and a dog? I feel like they would be such a cute pair of friends.

they meet up every saturday

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Fave science meme. I can’t remember where I got it from but it made me laugh again today so resharing.

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Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

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I, for one, am honored to be my family's genetic dead end💚

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What do you think is the funniest looking gun

28mm revolver cause it looks like a normal sized revolver until you see a real person holding it

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I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.