could be us.
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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Kill me once, shame on you.
Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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Gluten free buscuits
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cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later
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She shouldn't be at the club she should be in a crumbling mansion by the sea sipping wine as she is tenderly romanced by a vampire
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heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february
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Hi cutie
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why yes I have seen tinks
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