ayulaoneone
ayulaoneone
Auntie Era Begins Now
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It's ya girl Ayula OneOne from Twitter. Check out my writing at ayulaoneone.itch.io
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ayulaoneone · 1 day ago
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For the first time, Ayula OneOne is publishing a document that ISN'T an erotic story... but an erotic(isable) tabletop roleplaying game! Check it out at https://ayulaoneone.itch.io/subsirerpg to get your hands on the interactive collaborative Substitute Sire experience for the price of just three United States dollars!
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ayulaoneone · 4 days ago
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it’s always fun and morally okay to take things from boys. physical things like his clothes and money for sure but it’s fine to take intrinsic things too, like his pride, willpower, warmth, innocence…
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ayulaoneone · 6 days ago
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Buy my game, boy.
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For the first time, Ayula OneOne is publishing a document that ISN'T an erotic story... but an erotic(isable) tabletop roleplaying game! Check it out at https://ayulaoneone.itch.io/subsirerpg to get your hands on the interactive collaborative Substitute Sire experience for the price of just three United States dollars!
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ayulaoneone · 23 days ago
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I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore
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ayulaoneone · 24 days ago
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Saying "That's it. Quadcopter time" as a death threat whenever my catboy furry bf says something weird I don't approve of.
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ayulaoneone · 25 days ago
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It’s pride month time to force effeminate straight men to be trans women
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ayulaoneone · 25 days ago
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vegan men are TMA. in my beautiful world where soy does do all that
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ayulaoneone · 26 days ago
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if you watch the new harry potter show i will remove your spine (since you're clearly not using it)
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ayulaoneone · 26 days ago
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For the first time, Ayula OneOne is publishing a document that ISN'T an erotic story... but an erotic(isable) tabletop roleplaying game! Check it out at https://ayulaoneone.itch.io/subsirerpg to get your hands on the interactive collaborative Substitute Sire experience for the price of just three United States dollars!
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ayulaoneone · 27 days ago
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Losing all my money in the casino but rather than making serve drinks in a cute bunnygirl suit they instead break both my legs with a tire iron
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ayulaoneone · 1 month ago
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Not a fan of this recent revelation I can be reblogged and otherwise interacted with by people who fw Sophie From Mars tbqh
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ayulaoneone · 1 month ago
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ayulaoneone · 1 month ago
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Redditors are struggling in ways that we cannot even imagine here on tumblr Island
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ayulaoneone · 1 month ago
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#You could also unlike and relike the post to get around this problem but that makes you a slut sorry.
The fact that liking a reblog of your own post on here sends a notification to the reblogger but still actually likes the post itself has such a powerful eroticism to it... the ultimate soothing wordless message to silently indicate peace to the reconciliatory former interlocutor, or pleasure to the talented extensory contributor, or sympathy to the quiet tag-reflector... but you must choose one and only one- select the most deserving to receive the single coveted self-like notification of the post. Choose wisely.
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ayulaoneone · 1 month ago
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HOOKUP: There's a lot about me taboo-wise that you can totally use for scenes and it'll be super hot, but I have a hard limit on anything involving my religion. I don't want that brought up in a kink context.
ME, NODDING SAGELY: Right, right, separation of church and prostate.
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ayulaoneone · 1 month ago
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It seems onerous but it's honestly very worth it to write the ransom note and attach their photograph to it where they can see so that you can savour the moment a week or so later when they find it unposted discarded in their cell and realise that's not what this is about.
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ayulaoneone · 1 month ago
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