It's ya girl Ayula OneOne from Twitter. Check out my writing at ayulaoneone.itch.io
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For the first time, Ayula OneOne is publishing a document that ISN'T an erotic story... but an erotic(isable) tabletop roleplaying game! Check it out at https://ayulaoneone.itch.io/subsirerpg to get your hands on the interactive collaborative Substitute Sire experience for the price of just three United States dollars!
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it’s always fun and morally okay to take things from boys. physical things like his clothes and money for sure but it’s fine to take intrinsic things too, like his pride, willpower, warmth, innocence…
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Buy my game, boy.
For the first time, Ayula OneOne is publishing a document that ISN'T an erotic story... but an erotic(isable) tabletop roleplaying game! Check it out at https://ayulaoneone.itch.io/subsirerpg to get your hands on the interactive collaborative Substitute Sire experience for the price of just three United States dollars!
#It's three dollars#Three US dollars#It's a two-player game but you can play on your own if nobody matches your freak
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I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore
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Saying "That's it. Quadcopter time" as a death threat whenever my catboy furry bf says something weird I don't approve of.
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It’s pride month time to force effeminate straight men to be trans women
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vegan men are TMA. in my beautiful world where soy does do all that
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if you watch the new harry potter show i will remove your spine (since you're clearly not using it)
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For the first time, Ayula OneOne is publishing a document that ISN'T an erotic story... but an erotic(isable) tabletop roleplaying game! Check it out at https://ayulaoneone.itch.io/subsirerpg to get your hands on the interactive collaborative Substitute Sire experience for the price of just three United States dollars!
#My writing#It's cheaper than a story because it's only 7 pages and will be 3bux forever rather than a timed release jsyk
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Losing all my money in the casino but rather than making serve drinks in a cute bunnygirl suit they instead break both my legs with a tire iron
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Not a fan of this recent revelation I can be reblogged and otherwise interacted with by people who fw Sophie From Mars tbqh
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#I keep having these impulses to message her#Especially now when her new interests converge on a field I have connections in#'Oh they'd get along great I'll just hook her up with-'#And then I remember how unanswered every other message has been since#And how it's completely totally my fault and I really can't weasel around that fact at all#Inside you in the blackest part of your heart there is a cowardly little terf and you have to keep that bitch sedated at all times#Because if you ever let any of her horrid little opinions leak out#Even if you instantly regret them#Even if you instantly figure out where they came from and go through the whole cycle of revulsion at yourself in seconds#It doesn't matter#You will still have annihilated one of your best friendships#For the sake of an offhanded remark#So learn from my mistakes I guess#Though I don't like being a cautionary tale very much
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Redditors are struggling in ways that we cannot even imagine here on tumblr Island
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#You could also unlike and relike the post to get around this problem but that makes you a slut sorry.
The fact that liking a reblog of your own post on here sends a notification to the reblogger but still actually likes the post itself has such a powerful eroticism to it... the ultimate soothing wordless message to silently indicate peace to the reconciliatory former interlocutor, or pleasure to the talented extensory contributor, or sympathy to the quiet tag-reflector... but you must choose one and only one- select the most deserving to receive the single coveted self-like notification of the post. Choose wisely.
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HOOKUP: There's a lot about me taboo-wise that you can totally use for scenes and it'll be super hot, but I have a hard limit on anything involving my religion. I don't want that brought up in a kink context.
ME, NODDING SAGELY: Right, right, separation of church and prostate.
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It seems onerous but it's honestly very worth it to write the ransom note and attach their photograph to it where they can see so that you can savour the moment a week or so later when they find it unposted discarded in their cell and realise that's not what this is about.
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