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akito: i dislike birthdays, i... they're just another day of the year, a-aren't they? why would i want to celebrate getting old??

toya: akito, it is time for your birthday kiss :)

akito:

akito: you know... if you consider timezones... my birthday lasts for 2 days... you kn

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homura, out loud: you look really cute today

homura, in her mind: hello madoka

madoka: homura-chan, i think your thought and speech bubbles are mixed up

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mami: it is pride month, sayaka, you know what that means

sayaka: huh what

do you want us to be like

gay magical girls

what

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sayaka: i'm so upset

homura: why what happened

sayaka: shut the fuck up

homura: okay girl fuck you stay upset hope your day gets worse like actually

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yall so i put "madohomu" as my name in starbucks and the barista yelled “THE CANON PMMM COUPLE??” And I said “YES THATS ME!!!” and then everyone around me started singing connect wtf 😭

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waiter: so what would you like to order?

maya: can i get a milkshake with two straws please?

franziska, blushing: maya, that's so-

maya, putting both straws in her mouth: watch how fast i can drink this.

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waiter: so what would you like to order?

emu: can i get a milkshake with two straws please?

nene: emu, that's so-

emu, putting both straws in her mouth: watch how fast i can drink this.

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toya, writing a letter: kamishiro senpai, if you're reading this,

akito: wait, can kamishiro senpai read?

toya: tsukasa senpai, if you're reading this to kamishiro senpai

akito: can TSUKASA SENPAI read????

toya: saki san,

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edgeworth: you can do it because you have this

gumshoe: my nipple?

edgeworth: your heart!

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this is how dangerous attachments to characters can form. homura is not your little meow meow, she can't be your little meow meow, homura ISN'T your little meow meow. she can have a catboy persona but she can't be your fucking meow meow.

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marcy, writing a letter: anne, if you're reading this,

andrias: wait, can anne read?

marcy: sprig, if you're reading this to anne

andrias: can SPRIG read????

marcy: polly,

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grime: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i strong or weak?

percy: strong

braddock: weak

sasha: an idiot

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grime to sasha: are you tired of being nice? don't you just want to go ape shit

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nemu: love is like beauty and the beast

touka: love is what you're looking at right now

alina: there is no such thing as love

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if homura has a million number fans i am one of them. if homura has 10 fans i am one of them. if homura has only 1 fan then that is me. if homura has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth. if world is against homura i am against the world. i love #homura til my last breath. we like homura.

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kyubey likes to bother girls!

[insert a random phone number]

bother him, send him a text!

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waiter: so what would you like to order?

kyoko: can i get a milkshake with two straws, please?

sayaka, blushing: kyoko, that's so-

kyoko, putting both straws in her mouth: watch how fast i can drink this.