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middle aged mom on facebook

of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL

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*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

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Who will win in the Versace Showdown?? (my money's on Violet)

My bet is that they will be both in the bottom 2, then there will be a non-elimination!

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I need to make a Rupaul account tbh it's all I reblog at this point

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RuPaul: how's your head, Miss Fame? Michelle: hoe don't do it Miss Fame: *rambles about feelings for 10 minutes* Judges: oh my god

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RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

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do you ever want to talk about someone with your friend but they are friends too

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me when it starts raining really hard:  ya hooo the plants sure needed this.  the plants will really slurp this right up

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Kennedy and Ginger piss me off so much >_< every episode I hate them more and more. Like Kennedy sits there and critiques Pearls look, at least you can tell how pearl died when you look at her. And she just fucking wore a chickens costume and made up some story. And ginger says that max looks the same every week??? Really bitch? She has been wearing completely different looks on every runway. And yes she does wear grey wig every week, but at least she doesn’t always wear it in the same hairstyle!!!

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i really just keep getting prettier it’s kind of alarming like in a couple years it will probably be impossible to look directly at me I will be so pretty

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I have no idea either :')

Okay but like who is Merle Ginsberg? What does she do?

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I really could die, bitch. I’m giving you realness.