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where is god

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oh my god it hurts

wha

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i dont know how hwo to piss why is it sp confuising

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Grizzly bears eating salmon By: C. C. Lockwood From: Nature's Unlovables 1990

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Twin Peaks: Fuck with Me

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Luzon Bleeding-Heart (Gallicolumba luzonica)

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Spider-Man 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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i heard they’re making it legal to hunt down hatchbacks with demon slayer stickers for sport

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in wigan, it's as good as gone

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wigan kebab. smack barm. pey wet. babby’s yed.

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One time I met this old man who reminded me of a fat Alec Baldwin at an airport lounge and he was like “I’m an ETA” and I was like what…and he was like “Elvis tribute artist ..”