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Eric tries to flex his RIZZ wings with Muriel and Crowley isn’t having it.

Daddy? Sorry.

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TW: rape, sexual assault, child abuse

Archived version here, in case you hit the pay wall:

https://archive.is/HJtxW

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literally glued to each other

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get yourself a partner who compliments you as much as my gynecologist complimented my uterus today

"oh my god it's beautiful"

"you are SUPER fertile, wear protections. oh that's beautiful"

"amazing ovaries. look at those! gorgeous"

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Okay but as much as I don't wanna think that Michael accidentally or not spoiled the end of s3 for us, if it ends with them toasting to "our world" I'm gonna cry for 3 years in a row, y'all have been warned.

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You never say what you’re really thinking.

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They’re very cute 🥰

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"Crowley and Aziraphale aren't talking" to you. They're not talking to you. To me they are fucking in the backseat of the Bentley

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they are finally free

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that’s literally so aziraphale and crowley of them

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btw LMFUCKINGAO @ myself bc now I'll probably have to spend good money to cover up the ne*l ga*man tattoo I got by impulse 5 years ago

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i was falling asleep and thought of this so now it’s like 3am jesus i need to go to sleep ok bye