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The whole “how the hell does this predatory creature get enough sustenance” thing that plagues fantasy and sci-fi occasionally gets so absurd it loops around into being funny, like the scene in Star Wars when the Millenium Falcon is flying through an asteroid field and gets swallowed by a worm.

I could complain about that, but I could also conclude that the supply of reckless space pilots flying into asteroid fields has been consistent enough for the past few million years for animals to evolve to prey upon them.

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ancient

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

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He doesn't know you're an idiot. Once he gets to know you, and know that you're an idiot, he'll love you, like we all do.

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He doesn't know you're an idiot. Once he gets to know you, and know that you're an idiot, he'll love you, like we all do.

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thomas blanky shouldn’t have been dying in the arctic, man. He should have been wearing a life is good t-shirt at a buffett concert.

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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i like to think that irving chose to sit awkwardly in this little corner for the officers meeting cause he wanted to be in jacko holding proximity

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Wait, Tommy's gay?

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Jason is an "I'd kill for you" person stuck in a "live for me" family.

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Neil!!!

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my yearly redraw of neil banging out the tunes! 🎶🐀

past years: 2022/2023

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love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

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how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father