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living weapons !!!!

a living weapon so heavily conditioned that they don't even talk (unless ordered to, of course.) bonus points if they're put in a mask or helmet or something, and it's ripped off in the middle of a fight to reveal their soulless blank stare. bonus bonus points if they're fighting someone they once knew

living weapons no longer used as weapons, but they're almost unrecoverable. they just don't recognize that they should have the ability to make their own decisions. they still have to be ordered to do anything, even sleep and eat

living weapons turned against people they once knew !!!!!!! now they're feral and unrecognizable but can they really be blamed for their actions when it's whumper puppeting them?

there is no relationship more intimate than that between a living weapon and their handler. it's about loving someone who would kill you without a second thought if ordered!!! someone who knows nothing but duty!!! seeing into the jaws of a monster and clinging rather than running!! you're in love with a living weapon in the same way you're in love with a fancy sword.. they're beautiful and do their job well but could slit your throat just as easily as anyone else's..

living weapons who treat their own inanimate weapons like people... hugging them kissing them biting them not letting anyone else touch or maintain or sharpen them.. mmmm

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whump ideas I love

Whumper infantilizes Whumpee after capturing them, not allowing them to do anything on their own, force feeding them, brushing their hair, bathing them, etc. eventually Whumpee gets used to being treating like a baby, and even though they hate it they are convinced that they have to live like this, and that they really can’t do anything for themselves. (Bonus if Whumper drugged Whumpee so that they would be unable to fight them and /or so they would be more babyish).

Whumpee has been through something traumatic before and Whumper knows everything about it. They decide to torment Whumpee by bombarding them with smells, noises and objects from the event. Maybe they spray Whumpees former abusers perfume on them or they play the sound of gunshots and crying. By the end of this torture Whumpee is having a panic attack and can barely think straight. Whumper smiles knowing they can turn Whumpee into a sobbing mess whenever they please with just a few little sounds and smells.

whumpee is restrained in an uncomfortable position and whumper teases them (ie; poking, berating, tickling, kicking, petting , etc.) so they instinctively move away from Whumper and hurt themselves even more. They keep doing this until Whumpee is in horrible and absolutely exhausted, begging them to just let them rest, and so they do, only to come back while Whumpee is asleep and start tormenting them again.

Whumper knows that Whumpee gets overstimulated easily so they constantly are touching Whumpee, getting close to them, breathing on them, making them touch gross textures, being extremely loud, stressing them out, screaming at them, putting gross smelling things near them, etc. (bonus if Whumpee used to live with a caretaker who would make sure they never got over overstimulated so this is a very jarring change.)

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Lucien, SIR 😩

Asking SJM to bring our sassy fox back

Release the sassiness 😭

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I am just a simple girl, take me to a bookstore and I will tell you about each book I have read, about my tbr, about the genres, and will probably give you 100+ recommendations even if you haven't asked for.

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What happens when people open their hearts?

“They get better.”

- Murakami, Norwegian Wood

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Can we please take a moment to appreciate just how tragic a character Lucien is? And acknowledge how much he deserves his own happy ending? 🥺🥺

Raised in a household where he is hated by all of his brothers and his father. 

Forced to watch as his father executes the female he loves and planned to marry. His own brothers restrain him. When he flees, three of them follow him and he’s forced to kill one of his own brothers, while Tamlin kills the other.

He’s attacked by Amarantha after insulting her. She carves out his eye and sends him back to the Spring Court. The injuries are so gruesome they made Tamlin vomit.

Under the mountain he refuses to give up Feyre’s name and Rhysand basically mind tortures him.

He helps Feyre in the first task and his punishment is to be whipped by Tamlin (his best friend). Amarantha slows his healing powers so he can’t even move for days.

During the second trial, Amarantha chains Lucien to the floor and he almost dies again, all while his brothers watch and laugh.

When Tamlin refuses to perform the rite on Calanmai, Lucien goes in his place, despite his hatred for Ianthe. This is borderline SA in my opinion.

He finds out he has a mate only to lose her instantly. Thinks she's being tormented in the NC.

He is used as a pawn in Feyre’s schemes to destroy the Spring Court. This eventually results in him not being able to return to Spring because people think he helped hurt Feyre or was complicit.

Ianthe ties him to a tree and tries to assault him.

Once again his brothers attempt to kill him as he and Feyre try to get to the Night Court.

He is constantly rejected by Elain, probably thinks he will never be loved by her.

At one point Lucien comes back from the Spring Court with a black eye. He is now being physically abused by his former best friend.

After Rhysand taunts Tamlin, Tamlin has all of Lucien’s belongings dumped on the Spring Court border, so now he can’t return there either. He has no home.

HAS MY MAN NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH? 😭😭😭

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malakai mitchell you have never done anything wrong in your life. get behind me

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buying books & reading books..two different hobbies.

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CA$H PIGGOTT.

I need to talk about Cash Piggott and how important his character is to the asexual community.

I absolutely adore the fact that Cash calls people out on their acephobia and never, ever apologises for who he is. He doesn't think he's broken.

In season one, we see Darren say "you know what, I think there's something really fucking wrong with you, Cash," and Cash immediately, with no hesitation, screams "well fuck you then".

In season two, we see Dusty say that he's being selfish asking Darren to give up sex and he immediately stands up and says "fuck this" because he knows he doesn't have to listen to people making him feel bad about his sexuality.

And when he's talking to his nan about it, Cash says "it's not fair, I would do anything, why does it have to be the one thing I can't change about myself?"

In every single one of these scenes, we never see Heartbreak High blame Cash for his sexuality. We never see him apologise to anyone for not feeling sexual attraction, and we never see him feel guilty about it, or try to change who he is.

CA$H recognises that his sexuality might be difficult for people to accept and understand, but he never lets other people make him feel like he's broken, or flawed. And that's so powerful to see.

Because asexual people are not broken. And we can't be fixed. And we are not being selfish for putting in boundaries.

I absolutely adore Douglas Piggott. He means the world to me, and this representation is so, so important.

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Lady Death, Nesta Archeron

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You know what I wanna see in Azriel’s book? A major emotional breakdown in which he openly cries his heart out. This man is stoic and angry and so closed off, even among friends. I’m begging him to show us even a sliver of vulnerability. Azriel, my guy, you can cry if you need to.

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Ok but we talk about how Heartbreak High gave us an actual true love triangle?

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Ah yes. Me. My mate. And his twelve dogs….. 🦇🍁🐾

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cash going from your typical “ugh here we go another loser drug dealer” stereotype to an asexual child of an alcoholic who struggled with self harm and is desperately trying to escape his groomer and ex-gang to be with his non binary poc partner…I LOVE YOU CASH!

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The war in divine rivals is basically just the Trojan war.

Dacre just wants his girl but she doesn’t want him

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Can we all agree that Dacre just seemed like a regular guy and not a god ? He just seemed like some war general recruiting people for some pointless war.

Didn’t really act like a god 🤷🏼‍♀️