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Hi I’m s o f t

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A prodigy

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the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

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Storm don’t play.

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rear wheel drive

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i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

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When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

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when it’s november 1st

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you ever see a character design that SO STRONGLY caters to your tastes you just go

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god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

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Shout out to this candy corn golem traffic cop who showed up today on the Brisban Wildlands race course! Thank you for your helpful service!

We, the racers, really appreciate you marking out that tricky branch for us so we stop losing our speed on it!

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Financial stability no jutsu

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GREAT News!

All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.

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“Do they know who I am?” “They require a demonstration!” 

Odyssey Kayn ready to smash some worlds and some hearts