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Miku saying faggot cracked me up so much

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Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

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wwww

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the world needs more dykes

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« One flesh, one end, bitch. »

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The Locked Tomb’s series is one of my fav at the moment ( thx @alpha.corvi ) and I can’t wait till the fourth and last book !

If you still didn’t read it yet you should definitely give it a shot 👌🏻

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

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Harry du Bois, absolutely hammered and actively in the process of doing a line of speed: I think you’re actually writing an unfunny Disco Elysium joke

You: What was I working on again?

Rhetoric: A story, one of snippets of memory and fractured hope: you will lose this battle, and the war too, but there’s value in fighting anyways. Pick up the scattered pieces of your psyche, hold your worst memories close, and make them bullets for your guns and shields for your citizens. The last bulwark of Aziah, the Iron Queen, the Queen of Hope—you! Tell the world how it feels to hold the line, no matter the cost.

Pain Tolerance: The infinite angst AU. It hurts, it hurts so much. Don’t you love watching everything burn? Those dreams, never realized, falling away to dust? Feel the loss and the shame and the bitter, bitter grief, coating your tongue, as caustic as the ash pouring off the tree.

Electrochemistry: the lesbian dubcon pope bondage fic. You’re working on the lesbian dubcon pope bondage fic

Volition: How about your goddamn engineering job?

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You: What was I working on again?

Rhetoric: A story, one of snippets of memory and fractured hope: you will lose this battle, and the war too, but there’s value in fighting anyways. Pick up the scattered pieces of your psyche, hold your worst memories close, and make them bullets for your guns and shields for your citizens. The last bulwark of Aziah, the Iron Queen, the Queen of Hope—you! Tell the world how it feels to hold the line, no matter the cost.

Pain Tolerance: The infinite angst AU. It hurts, it hurts so much. Don’t you love watching everything burn? Those dreams, never realized, falling away to dust? Feel the loss and the shame and the bitter, bitter grief, coating your tongue, as caustic as the ash pouring off the tree.

Electrochemistry: the lesbian dubcon pope bondage fic. You’re working on the lesbian dubcon pope bondage fic

Volition: How about your goddamn engineering job?

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guy who scrolls through tf2 fanart and silently shakes his head in disapproval every time he sees a drawing of poor gun safety

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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

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those new figures are driving me insane

alt vers

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