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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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this was for an aquarium

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from the pinnacle to the (ball) pit

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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i found this orange it looks like a pumpkin i think you might think its cool idk

I won't lie this is pretty badass thank you for showing me

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happy revenge20

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i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

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Oh, you typed it in ChatGPT? Well I knelt on the shore with my fists in the sand and pleaded with the sea for answers and all it gave me was more waves because I realised I was alone on the fucking beach

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I need everyone to extend "what if they lived" aus and passion posts to this fat ass dead bug specifically

Because it would be funny

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Jon in this hat I saw. Daisy is women.

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1 year in college can really change someone

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people who hate brood parasites and call them cruel and evil I am feeding your socks to the goats. you're weak and you don't deserve the cuckoos or the cowbirds or the whydahs or the dirt beneath my crocs. learn to not assign moral value to animals or their evolutionary strategies and appreciate the sight of a small parent and their much bigger different-species child like God fucking intended

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Had to make this a reality

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I'm entering my depression arc