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he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

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“bro that’s my wife” my man that is literally a minecraft character from the minecraft role play series minecraft diaries that came out 9 years ago.

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ovulation is no joke ive never wanted to top a pathetic man more than i want to now

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“aphverse oc….” i say shamefully into the microphone. the crowd boos.

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WHY NOT? WHY WON'T YOU SHIP AARMAU?

BECAUSE AARMAU KILLED MY GRANDMA OK?

Now leave me alone...

What? How did Aarmau kill your grandma? What was her otp?

*I* was the one shipping Aarmau...

*Explaining why Aarmau is the best ship*

BRANCH LOOK OUT!! AARON GROOMED APHMAU IN ONE UNIVERSE AND HE WAS THE ONLY OPTION IN THE OTHER UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE OTHER LOVE INTERESTS WERE PAIRED OFF, MISSING, OR EVIL!!

*learns that Aarmau was forced in every universe because Aaron's voice actor was Jess' husband*

SHIPMA!!!

*can't enjoy Mystreet or Minecraft Diaries anymore*

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Take his hand.

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girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here

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yeah

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Anyone else like not wanting to see Dune 2 just because Oscar Isaac’s character is dead. Like I love Leto too much and I don’t wanna see a world without him.

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I watched DUNE PART 2 today and I felt like a widow 😭 THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

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not feeling janet cage as a kameo we shouldve gotten dilf johnny

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knowing that Mojang has the rights to mcsm but haven't done anything with it for years drives me off the wall

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Show me a motherfucker with big brown eyes and I’m automatically whipped

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Some LiuHan/BiKang headcanons for MY soul (NSFW) pt. 2/?

Random nsfw hc, there's not a particular warning because I don't get too much into detail, but beware anyway.

From a chat I had with my pookie @staronx

I want to imagine their first time the same way I wrote in my fic Darkshines: they were attracted to each other for some time (still, Liu Kang was way more invested in the relationship at first) and eventually they couldn't ignore their feelings anymore. Still, it lacked real intimacy, and it was followed by a bitter morning after;

Liu Kang is THE service top, and Bi-Han is THE power bottom. You can't change my mind on that. Liu would be down to be at the receiving end once or twice, but he prefers to stay on top because he wants the focus to be all on his beloved. He doesn't care that much about his pleasure but more on Bi-Han's one: this includes that he's very observing of Bi-Han's reactions, so that he knows what he enjoys most and what he dislikes without the need for him to say anything; he also finishes only after Bi-Han's done and he hates it whenever he can't control himself and ends up coming before him (but y'know sometimes it just feels too good);

The following nights they spend together are objectively better for both of them. Liu Kang would definitely regret how their first time went, and he'd try his best to make Bi-Han feel at ease with him again. He's the definition of romantic, he'd never take Bi-Han without setting the right mood;

While Bi-Han had always been used either to quickies or rough fucks, he came to appreciate it when Liu Kang took things slowly. They can go at it for hours and do more than one round without either of them growing tired or bored of the other's attentions. Again, Liu is very romantic to me. They really have little time to spend together like this, and they want to make the best out of each night, and if that means making love until morning, so be it;

Also Liu is usually very gentle in bed but he can be rougher if Bi-Han asks him to (after all, he knows he can take it). He personally likes to mark Bi-Han, more like a playful provocation than a show of possessiveness;

While he's very careful with his touches, at the same time, Liu lets Bi-Han do anything he wants to him. He trusts that Bi-Han wouldn't purposely hurt him, so he's not afraid to let him scratch, bite and touch, however (and wherever) he wants. He enjoys it a lot especially when he lets Bi-Han use his mouth: the latter finds pulling Liu's hair and making him choke on his cock hotter than what he wants to admit. The morning after Liu's throat is so sore it hurts him to speak;

Liu Kang is the one who usually initiates things, but it's just because Bi-Han is too proud to openly admit he needs to fuck. Even if he's the one who craves Liu's touch the most: he would never say it out loud, but he misses him a lot whenever they're away from each other. He doesn't express his needs also because Liu Kang recognizes his signals too well;

Body worship in bed is a must: Liu would take all the time in the world to prepare Bi-Han and he particularly loves to caress and kiss his body all over until the latter's a moaning mess and he's melting under him (sometimes he teases him just to see how long Bi-Han can take before losing his patience and begging him to touch him where he needs it);

Also, as someone who has never been used to people complimenting his body, Liu Kang's praises weren't taken very seriously by Bi-Han. At first, he just thought it was his lust talking, but deep down, his heart melted at the thought of Liu appreciating him that much. Tho this doesn't only apply in bed but on all occasions, Liu likes displaying affections (in my opinion) in all the ways he can, so when they're alone he kisses and holds him with an affection Bi-Han has never seen with anyone else, while if they're in public, he limits himself by complimenting him in ways that wouldn't rise suspects but that still can have double meanings (at least for Bi-Han who knows him deeply);

Am I too soft with them? I see some people interpretating them as a love-hate type of pair, but I personally can't see Liu Kang as anything different than a tender lover.

Anyway, I think I've said enough for part 2! I am cringe but I am free.

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i believe barry keoghan (5’8”) was cast alongside jacob elordi and archie madekwe (both 6’5”) in saltburn so the movie could have as many cinematic close up shots as possible of oliver’s baby blue eyes gazing up at men striking an intimidating pose. just always looking up. sluttily

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it's the last day you can rb this