b-caldwelll

[b-caldwelll]

Maybe next time. Or not. Who knows? Not me, that's for sure.

We have a job opening at massacre.

[b-caldwelll]

Well, I'm pretty desperate for a change of scene at the moment, so I'm willing to go for any vacancy that you've got, stripper or bartender.

But out of curiousity -- how do you... not keep up at something like that? Working at a bar doesn't exactly sound like the most complex task in the world.

We have a job opening at massacre.

[b-caldwelll]

Oh, God, be careful not to jinx it. If you get your hopes up a little too high, it's bound to end in disaster for you, and embarrassment for me. And after all that, if you still wanted to be seen with me, we'd have to think up another way to entertain ourselves.

Although, I suppose that wouldn't be too difficult.

I was hoping you'd say something along those lines. I'm... previously impassive about art, and now curious. But any time with you is time well spent, so I'm down for that.

I feel like all my days are blurring into each other.

[b-caldwelll]

I wouldn't go that far. Things just always ground to a halt and I don't know why.

We have a job opening at massacre.

[b-caldwelll]

Not for want of trying. 

But we always come back to this; it's like our own little stalemate.

We have a job opening at massacre.

[b-caldwelll]

Is there just the one vacancy? Two would solve the problem appearing here, but I suppose that would take all of the fun out of the competition.

We have a job opening at massacre.

[b-caldwelll]

Doesn't mean much if you don't know how to use it.

We have a job opening at massacre.

[b-caldwelll]

Well, that is so not true.

We have a job opening at massacre.

[b-caldwelll]

Are you jealous?

We have a job opening at massacre.

[b-caldwelll]

Why not?

We have a job opening at massacre.

[b-caldwelll]

Well, I'd do my best to not let you down. We'll figure out some exciting way to celebrate. It sounds like birthdays have lost their spark for you, and we can't have that. 

It also means that the unfortunate vampires can go and visit other places without having to hide from the sun, which is always a bonus. I was thinking about spending some of the Christmas season away from town this year, but I haven't decided where yet. That's probably another thought for another day, though. Oh, and hey, um. I can't really ask you out for coffee because I don't drink it, but we haven't seen each other in a little while and I just thought -- well, I don't know, maybe we could do something sometime? Anything, really. I kinda just want to see you.

I feel like all my days are blurring into each other.

[b-caldwelll]

Oooh, meeeeee. Pick me! Let's do something!

Finally...

Babysitter is here- someone take me out to socialize, please.

[b-caldwelll]

Mhm, it is. 

And if you need any feedback, I'm always here to help.

I need a new career.

[b-caldwelll]

I'm listening.

We have a job opening at massacre.

Any one interested, i promise we have a zero tolerance policy for people trying to kill employees. 

Oh and we have good insurance on the club, so anyone hurt working here would have there insurance covered. 

[b-caldwelll]

When's your birthday? We should do something for it. I mean, that is, if you want.

It's not that I don't want time to pass. Winter is my favourite time of year. Seriously, I think I'm happiest as soon as October hits and things start getting cold again. I just want it to feel like I'm actually doing something. I think I'm going to make it my task to get a job I actually like, or just find something solid in my life, for once.

I feel like all my days are blurring into each other.

[b-caldwelll]

Three and a half, at a push.

That's a new one. I'll take it.

I feel like all my days are blurring into each other.

I’m only a three out of ten? Dont go breaking my heart, Abercrombie.

[b-caldwelll]

You get a solid three out of ten for effort.

I feel like all my days are blurring into each other.

Not even a giggle? Wow, tough crowd.