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I love how medieval wizards would write shit like "We all know the testicles are controlled by the position of mars" just incomprehensible king, please continue.

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sorry i put some landmines on my blog ^_^

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recreational space travel is objectively immoral

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Everyone who has heard the term “guerrilla warfare” has also briefly imagined a war made up of gorillas - this is the one connecting thread that every single one of us on this planet share, surpassing race, virtues, culture and more. If you’re ever feeling lonely, know that at one point, all of us thought this very same thought.

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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i love abortion and i love divorce

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Lmao ur cute af lemme talk to you

talk then

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[names my sons cain and abel] alright. get to it

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One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

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bi women who lean more towards men r literally so strong this isn't even a joke the biphobia they face for literally no reason is fucking crazy

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remember when the "nsfw ban" happened and everyone was like. Well i guess this is it. Bye everyone. and then kept posting

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remove brain