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st1: Name

bob

2: Age

none of your business wtf are you going to sexualize me bc im comparatively smol 3: 3 Fears

being dum, falling, failure 4: 3 things I love

hugs, good energy, friendliness 5: 4 turns on

sense of humor, friendliness, good energy, this is redundant smh make better questions :) 6: 4 turns off

meanie butt, no huggo, stinky, arrogance 7: My best friend

this limp ass brown ass banana peel next to me, in addition to my other fwiends :) 8: Sexual orientation

your ass 9: My best first date

dates are overrated lowkey there’s sm expectation and i don’t like it hOW about the first time i went to hang out with some of my fwiends :) we went to the mall and watched movie and ate food and ran around and it was fun :) 10: How tall am I

5′7″ i’ve been called a tall queen :) 11: What do I miss

my brother and being carefree 12: What time were I born

like 6:20 am or something but unsure but also why tf are you asking are you going to make a horoscope birth chart thing for me??? 13: Favorite color

peenk 14: Do I have a crush

no that’s gross 15: Favorite quote

not favorite but “all limitations are self-imposed” 16: Favorite place

anywhere with good vibes and my favorite ppl :) 17: Favorite food

well i have a lot but i would really really really really enjoy some really sexy juicy ass charred kbbq right now with plain rice and dipping sauces and fish ice cream at the end :’”””((((( 18: Do I use sarcasm

what’s that 19: What am I listening to right now

weird facetime noises and keyboard typing sounds. also, the heater is humming quietly up in the ceiling. my suwanee house is so cozy :) 20: First thing I notice in new person

their smile and energy :) 21: Shoe size

like an 8? 22: Eye color

dark brown/black 23: Hair color

very black 24: Favorite style of clothing

girly and cute but sometimes also athletic vibes 25: Ever done a prank call?

duh im a comedic god 27: Meaning behind my URL

just like... think about it ;)

28: Favorite movie

hmmmmm probably something bollywood waahhh those make me so nostalgic like 3 idiots? dhoom 2? sometimes they’re so bad but i love them 29: Favorite song

i’ve never known the answer to this. it changes for me. maybe like??? 16 missed calls?? it’s been stuck in my head??? but also i love like binte dil or something sappy romantic bollywood or something party bollywood from when i was a baby or something :) 30: Favorite band

like the yo gabba gabba squad or something WAIT THAZT”S A SCARY IMAGE IM SO SCARED IT”S LATE I DONT LIKE THIS IMAGERY 31: How I feel right now

scared of the yo gabba gabba AAHHH 32: Someone I love

my family :’) 33: My current relationship status

potato 34: My relationship with my parents

getting better :) 35: Favorite holiday

any time i get time for myself but also i really like diwali vibes sometimes :) 36: Tattoos and piercing i have

me no have 37: Tattoos and piercing i want

me no want 38: The reason I joined Tumblr

me was coerced 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

beeeeeppppppppp 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

no >:( 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

idk wtf this means, this question was poorly written and i, as the grammar police, will kill you 42: When did I last hold hands?

idk :( i don’t even remember :( bye im going to go cry 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

like forever. especially when i have to poop. 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

no why would i. that’s literally such a sexist question to ask me like if you assumed i was a boy then would you ask me that? but you assume everyone on tumblr is a girl bc tumblr is a girl thing? so you’ll ask me if i’ve shaved my legs. and that’s okay and normal. and i’ll have a cool story about it or something? wow good job you really did something here. 45: Where am I right now?

my parent’s house :) 46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

um idk ig whoever’s with me... but also this would never happen... but also vedika :) 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

loud! 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

noooo 49: Am I excited for anything?

oof 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

not really 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

very often 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

i hugged my mommy earlier today :) 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

i’d die 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

probably 55: What is something I disliked about today?

lots of things 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

ur mom 57: What do I think about most?

myself and how i can be better 58: What’s my strangest talent?

i have a weird spacial/chronological memory where i can remember specific details about certain events and physical places 59: Do I have any strange phobias?

trypophobia, an irrational fear of dots and spots 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

depends how cute i think im looking and what i’m taking a picture in front of 61: What was the last lie I told?

not sure, i don’t think i lie as much anymore 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

video chatting 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

don’t really believe in ghosts but believe in aliens 64: Do I believe in magic?

nooooo except for how magical this dick is 65: Do I believe in luck?

i agwee with vedika :) i think if you’re hardworking and humble, you’re maximizing the probability of having good luck favor you 66: What's the weather like right now?

not sure.....i think it’s decent for winter? like high 40s? 67: What was the last book I've read?

i don’t even remember it’s been so long :( i’ve started a lot of books over the last year or so but have finished none 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

ye 69: Do I have any nicknames?

i have, and will always be, a donkey 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

i sprained my ankle 71: Do I spend money or save it?

save

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

no i don’t have that type of skill 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

yees my pink chair thing 74: Favorite animal?

a lion rawr 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

probably studying for history or something 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

potato 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

party rock anthem!! anything on that spotify playlist i made 78: How can you win my heart?

be nice to me and give me some attention and show me you care 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

i don’t really want a tombstone...that’s such a waste of land and resources. i just want to be buried completely naked, under somewhere pretty. or maybe i’ll have myself cremated and my ashes thrown into the ganga so i can meet my parents in their next life. it’s not necessarily what i believe but i think it’s what they would want. 80: What is my favorite word?

spaghetti 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

poopoopeepee 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

you got this. just keep going :) 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

no dude 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

to control probability. im not original, but yeah. i’d control the probability of me winning a kabillion dollars and make that happen, i’d control the probability of many things. 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

how my grades are currently :( 86: What is my current desktop picture?

just the standard mac os mojava background 87: Had sex?

who do you think i am 88: Bought condoms?

ew why would i 89: Gotten pregnant?

yeah with ur mom 90: Failed a class?

yeah 91: Kissed a boy?

no 92: Kissed a girl?

no 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

no 94: Had job?

no 95: Left the house without my wallet?

many times 96: Bullied someone on the internet?

no that’s mean 97: Had sex in public?

no 98: Played on a sports team?

no 99: Smoked weed?

no *coughcoughcoughchOKENAUSEADEATHPAINCRY* 100: Did drugs?

mountains and mountains of it 101: Smoked cigarettes?

actually truthfully no 102: Drank alcohol?

no that’s bad 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

did i not explain my overwhelming desire for kbbq 104: Been overweight?

yeah but like why are you asking this like do you understand how destructive this question could potentially be for someone who may be prone to an eating disorder like it’s not like you’ll never fall back into an eating disorder once you’ve “recovered” and your habits are improving. what if i’ve been feeling really awful all of this week and this question’s making me think of things more and now i wanna starve all of tmr. do you even think. is this a joke to you. i’m mad 105: Been underweight?

no why would i be 106: Been to a wedding?

yeah 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

if you haven’t, you’ve never worked hard for a single day in your life. or maybe you know work-life balance. i don’t know which one. 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

duh. 109: Been outside my home country?

yeah i’m cultural, not a piece of paper 110: Gotten my heart broken?

yeah but not in the traditional sense you’re thinking of. why is that a thing. why can’t my friends and family break my heart. that’s happened a lot of times. 111: Been to a professional sports game?

no ew 112: Broken a bone?

no 113: Cut myself?

no that’s sad :( 114: Been to prom?

yeah it was a waste of my time and money 115: Been in airplane?

well obviously if i’ve been out of the country?? did you think i swam to india? 116: Fly by helicopter?

no 117: What concerts have I been to?

none 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

is this like scandalous to you. like something that’s not normal. why are you asking me if i had a crush on someone AND if i had a crush on someone of the same sex like what if i was gay gay and not just half gay. basically you made these questions for a plain ass cis ass straight ass bitch uUHGGHH mad 119: Learned another language?

...yes 120: Wore make up?

yes but just eyes and lip 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

no 122: Had oral sex?

no 123: Dyed my hair?

no 124: Voted in a presidential election?

obviously 125: Rode in an ambulance?

fortunately no 126: Had a surgery?

no 127: Met someone famous?

no 128: Stalked someone on a social network?

duh 129: Peed outside?

yeah!! on a road trip! we went and peed in some bushes :) i hated it :) 130: Been fishing?

yeahhh i remember accidentally throwing my fishing pole into a running river with current and my dad quickly shooting his fishing line into the water to fish it out!! he got it hehe. i really hope that wasn’t a dream becasuse that was so cool of him 131: Helped with charity?

kiinndaaa? i did a lot of volunteering in hs. but i wanna do more 132: Been rejected by a crush?

no why would that happen to me i’m awesome 133: Broken a mirror?

no 134: What do I want for birthday?

lots of attention and no responsibility and just a lot of fun

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1: Name

2: Age

3: 3 Fears

4: 3 things I love

5: 4 turns on

6: 4 turns off

7: My best friend

8: Sexual orientation

9: My best first date

10: How tall am I

11: What do I miss

12: What time were I born

13: Favorite color

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favorite quote

16: Favorite place

17: Favorite food

18: Do I use sarcasm

19: What am I listening to right now

20: First thing I notice in new person

21: Shoe size

22: Eye color

23: Hair color

24: Favorite style of clothing

25: Ever done a prank call?

27: Meaning behind my URL

28: Favorite movie

29: Favorite song

30: Favorite band

31: How I feel right now

32: Someone I love

33: My current relationship status

34: My relationship with my parents

35: Favorite holiday

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

42: When did I last hold hands?

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

45: Where am I right now?

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

49: Am I excited for anything?

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

55: What is something I disliked about today?

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

57: What do I think about most?

58: What’s my strangest talent?

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

61: What was the last lie I told?

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

64: Do I believe in magic?

65: Do I believe in luck?

66: What's the weather like right now?

67: What was the last book I've read?

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

69: Do I have any nicknames?

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

71: Do I spend money or save it?

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

74: Favorite animal?

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

78: How can you win my heart?

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

80: What is my favorite word?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

86: What is my current desktop picture?

87: Had sex?

88: Bought condoms?

89: Gotten pregnant?

90: Failed a class?

91: Kissed a boy?

92: Kissed a girl?

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

94: Had job?

95: Left the house without my wallet?

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

97: Had sex in public?

98: Played on a sports team?

99: Smoked weed?

100: Did drugs?

101: Smoked cigarettes?

102: Drank alcohol?

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

104: Been overweight?

105: Been underweight?

106: Been to a wedding?

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

109: Been outside my home country?

110: Gotten my heart broken?

111: Been to a professional sports game?

112: Broken a bone?

113: Cut myself?

114: Been to prom?

115: Been in airplane?

116: Fly by helicopter?

117: What concerts have I been to?

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

119: Learned another language?

120: Wore make up?

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

122: Had oral sex?

123: Dyed my hair?

124: Voted in a presidential election?

125: Rode in an ambulance?

126: Had a surgery?

127: Met someone famous?

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

129: Peed outside?

130: Been fishing?

131: Helped with charity?

132: Been rejected by a crush?

133: Broken a mirror?

134: What do I want for birthday?