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Like to charge reblog to cast

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behold he's real

context: there's a new TV show where the main character is called Joe hermit and it's killing what little SEO Joe had so he told us to post about him

the main issue? his face camera was 50 pixels tall and that is the smallest pixel size will allow text

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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“when you find the right person you’ll change your mind about having kids” WRONG 👎❌ the right person doesn’t want kids either

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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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Gee I sure do wonder…

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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Hollytaya doodles in the middle of a hard week 🙏💖

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PITAYA DRAGON COOKIE PLEASE WEIGH IN ON YOUR BATTLE WIFE'S NEW LOOK

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"I missed you, Pitaya."

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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WELCOME BACK EVO??????

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i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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please overshare to me about Pure Vanilla, Golden Cheese, and cookie run lore.

Guys this is the happiest day of my life

I haven’t been in the cookie run kingdom fandom for 2 years, and the last update I remember was the one with clotted cream cookie, but when i was in the fandom, my hyperfixation was very strong. I bought alot of merch and spent alot of money, i loved this game so much. And since i was young, i was also big into the shipping community.

I remeber when i was young and still a CRK fan one of my favorite rare pairs was pure vanilla x golden cheese cookie.

I was so crazy for this ship, and i hated vanilla x cacao and especially vanilla x lily. But there were no fanfics or art or anything for this rare pair, and i was sad.

But today i was scrolling capcut and found this meme with this cookie i was unaware of. The cookie looked alot like golden cheese. But golden cheese was first in the meme, then the child, and then… PURE VANILLA COOKIE!

Does this mean pure vanilla x golden cheese is canon? Did they have a child? Did my favorite ship finally become canon?????

So cookie run fandom, please update me on the lore regarding pure vanilla, golden cheese, and this mystery cookie. (Up from the point of the clotted cream update)

PLEASE JM BEGGING PLEASE OVERSHARE YOUR HYPERFIXATION PLEASE LLEASE PLEASE

i NEED to know… is pure vanilla x golden cheese canon? Who is this cookie? What has been happening in the lore recently? Golden cheese cookie is alive?? What is the golden cheese cookie kingdom like? What state is the Crk fandom in? And are the fan fictions still as good as three years ago?

This is the video btw

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Breaker box boys

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all hail falsesymmetry