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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

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Hey, this guy looks familiar

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“hot middle aged Leon” this, “hot middle aged chris” that, WHAT ABOUT HOT MIDDLE AGED JILL???

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"You're a monster."

sketch i did a year or so ago and forgot to upload here

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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

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getting a bit tired of hearing “the trans agenda is to stay alive” “the gay agenda is to be allowed to grow up” “the queer agenda is to be allowed to love freely” cuz like i guess yeah those are good things and the liberals love them but my queer agenda is total gender liberation and an upheaval of capitalism and prison abolition and building a new and informed society. but yeah i can pretend the extent of my activism is about like a pride flag hanging from the capitol. sure.

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Oh nothing I'm just thinking about The Character raised with completely bonkers morals. Yeah, like it doesn't even occur to them that harm is something bad instead of something deserved. Yeah no because their entire life only cruel and self centered actions were praised and their moral compass probably exists on an entirely different level than yours but it's still their moral compass. Anyway Albert "Murder is Okay but crying Isn't" Wesker when I fucking get you-

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Taste of blood

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He's proud of his creation

the cat shadow meme trend

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I've got the frying pan out and this shit is sizzling

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things gonna get messy

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Erm I a, not finishing this ‼️‼️‼️ ahahaha

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Mmmmmm kittysker‼️‼️

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Today's Seal Is: Here Is My Ice Hole I Can Show You Around

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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