AND NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELTTT
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Laffy Taffy 🎀🎀🎀
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I figured penis retrieval would be part of the plot of Lisa Frankenstein given the 'I don't want to die a virgin' line in the trailer, but I didn't fathom the creature would go rogue and take it upon himself to do it, nor did I think we'd be blessed with an over the top blood spattered scene, 'On the wings of love' playing as the silhouette of the cock and balls in question somersault through the air
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random ass doodles
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okay but imagine being head over heels for a girl, having her ask you to get her off with a vibrator, actually going through with it, and laying down in her bed together with a glass of post coitus chocolate milk between you only for her to tell you that she doesn't want to die a virgin and needs to fuck some random asshole before she goes. like girl was your pussy not involved in the sex we just had or does that not count because I haven't gone to my phalloplasty appointment yet?
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The fact he explained the lore in less than 5 minutes in a way that made perfect sense when it’s taken me 9 years to kind of get it is insane
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HEATHERS (1988)
dir. Michael Lehmann
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its social suicide
dont let me out at night
im shocked im still alive
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season 2 isnt real :)
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joan of k
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do u remember them? theyre still in love
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#yes chefs
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