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⚠️ reviving this old crusty blog ⚠️

— there are/will be explicit themes (mostly fictional incest. sorry)

— i am an adult (19) so be judicious with that information and curate your internet experience responsibly (i.e. if you’re underage don’t talk to older-than-you online randos) (real shit. i know you guys don’t listen to mdni in bio)

— account mainly used for archival purposes but i’m in an unrelatable to the general public dirk strider remission for the time being and need somewhere to funnel that

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yamete kudasai

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commission of an rp scene for fishadee !

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ugh

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nothing like another soul that’s been cut up the same

x

ps: i am taking commissions now, though I won’t be working on them til the week is out due to finals

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and then dave refused to touch dirk’s penis ever again the end

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it’s only comforting until someone gets a lapful of hot chocolate or steaming apple cider, dave

lots of people were upset tonight (including me) so this is dedicated to all my poor upset babies let me wrap you in blankets and give you hot drinks

and remember: at least you don’t have third degree burns on your genitals

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mallius asked you: 04/12/2012 3:33pm

WAHHH can i request some alphadave/dirk?? aka dave!guardian? your art is.. super lovely… hehehe (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡

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extremehomestuckshipping asked drisnsfw:Davedirk

Anonymous asked drisnsfw:Maybe you could draw some really hot dirkjake? Or maybe stridercest? Whatever makes you comfy!

This is not what you asked for

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bros before h0s

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 In memory of all those times before the batterwitch.

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uhahaha yeah I’m sure this has been done before

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My cousin likes to cling onto me like this haha then I bend forward as far as I can and yell “OhmygodImgonnadropyou” and she laughs like a madman ;u;

help I have Strider feels again

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dave is all blizzanged out liek check out my threads dude and dirk is like haha dave………. i apologise 2 notmikey for ruining this 80s au shoulda drawn them in matching zoot suits god damnit

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shitty scan but a pic i’m proud of?? lol

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dave you sly little minx… you won’t get off the hook that easily >u>

(oh hey i guess i made a gif that is an exact representation of my blog lol please fullview!)