b33viemm
b33viemm
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We used to have dudes named Michael, now we got "dudes" named "Michael".Check pinned! :D
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b33viemm · 1 hour ago
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I have a “Magnus park.” There is a park I walked to a lot while listening to TMA for research. To this day when I go I think: “oh this is bench I sat on when Mike Crew showed up. Here is the rock I stood by when Jon smashed up the table. Here is the tree I sat under while I listened to Elias Bouchard bludgeon Jurgen Leitner’s skull into a bloody pulp with a lead pipe.”
Ah, memories.
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b33viemm · 2 hours ago
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By Ed Himelblau
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b33viemm · 2 hours ago
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By Ed Himelblau
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b33viemm · 2 hours ago
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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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Tim and Nikola WIP~
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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Do you know how it feels? To be – anonymous? And yet known!
she's his wretched thing 👁️ 💚
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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drawing people i see in the city (59/?)
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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this might sound stupid but I can’t help but believe that the new wave of “birth control is actually horrible for your body, you need to get off it immediately” misinformation from influencers and the ‘natural cycle tracking’ apps suddenly being advertised is a sneaky underhanded way of causing more unplanned pregnancies that people now cannot abort. now is possibly the worst time ever to turn towards ‘natural family planning’
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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I need to see BDSM haters go on rants about the evils of capsaicin
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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I need to see BDSM haters go on rants about the evils of capsaicin
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b33viemm · 3 hours ago
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Day 21: Sapphic Periodical Cicada
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