© by Larry Fink
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“do you write for work or just for fun” none of the above. this activity is neither profitable nor enjoyable
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my beautiful girlfriend libby who lives in my phone and tells me many tales and stories
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pick one you bald genderless idiot
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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion
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She’s special - one of a kind - fabulous - utterly unmistakable - just one block from Aquarium on the blue line
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Thanks for the book recommendation but I am actually reading all texts chronologically and geographically by region. Currently on 4th century BC in western China. No, no, not an intimidating undertaking. Very interesting stuff. Lots of in-fighting in the royal family. Many princes to keep up with. I’m sure I’ll eventually get around to the Americas and read my way to that Colleen Hoover book you suggested.
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Clock...
So, just a quick intro for non-czech ppl, in 2010 they told us that there will be a new clock built in my city's (Brno) main square.
We got this:
it is a big black... clock. :D Since that was not "funny" enough it also gives glass balls, one each day at 11.
Apparently it can also tell time but nobody I know knows how.
Yes. There are many jokes.
Anyway, today I was at the Brno Pride Parade! :) ❤ and I saw this:
So:
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I don’t know why I keep thinking it will work
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having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore
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Bang & Olufson Beocom 1000 (Denmark, 1986)
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Im drunk in a uber and just gazed upon two dudes in a dunkin donuts having an arm wrestling match
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Marcus Cederberg
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What kind of self respecting antiquarian bookshop wouldn’t have a list of things they DON’T sell.
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"We're all we got"
Seen in Las Vegas
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