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love books. because it’s like what if something happened
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Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1
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new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life = similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑🧒 = with mama
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(patrick bateman voice) i have to go curate my pinterest boards
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big fan of digging myself deeper in the hole #myhole . wait hold on. hm. maybe not on that one. post cancelled
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The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings
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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
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June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
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Pond skater manhole cover
Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
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