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it’s so funny when you watch a show or play a game where you know the fandom is super hype about a ship and you’re like “there’s no way they are actually like that™” but then you consume that media and are like “holy shit how did the fandom undersell how fucking gay these losers are”

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“you choose” “you can pick” NO, and if you insist I’ll kill you

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employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

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i want to learn everything that is unknown to me type post

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💢A plea to everyone who sees my post 💢

I am Alaa Al-Hanjouri, 32 years old. I used to work as a teacher, educating children and carrying their dreams on my shoulders...😥😥

but the Gaza war left us with everything. My home was destroyed, my dreams shattered, and my family of six became homeless refugees, searching for a life amidst the rubble.😭💔💔

What saddens me most now is my daughter, Souad... a child no older than six years old, suffering from severe anemia. Her body is emaciated, her eyes are sunken, she sleeps crying from the pain, and she wakes up weaker than the day before. We cannot afford treatment, not even the food that would help her fight the disease.💔💔

I am helpless, and that is what exhausts me the most. Seeing your child wither before your eyes and your inability to save him. All I ask of you is your help... for Souad, and for every father like me who has lost the ability to protect their children.

Your donation is the only hope in this agony. Please, do not let my family die. Please help us. Thank you very much.

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dreaming of an arthurian movie where it’s like. at least four hours long following the events of the entire vulgate cycle in excruciating detail. everything is done with hyper attention to the source material and is super accurate and but inexplicably all the fight scenes are set to abba. this is never acknowledged by anyone but lancelot kind of seems to be aware of it

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this series of images will never not be funny

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it's you and your mcr t-shirt against the world so never give up bitch

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Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer

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Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound

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“men can’t get pregnant” not with that attitude #keeppounding

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Someone should publish a pronunciation guide for bookish children with words like boatswain, victuals, epitome and so forth. It could probably just be a slim pamphlet, but it would save a lot of nerds a lot of embarrassment down the line.

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yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"