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visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it

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*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

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making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

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why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.

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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

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im sick of signing in to things

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Bro I loved buying used books people literally do not care about their books at all. I got a copy of an out of print art book that I've wanted for a while.

I got it on sale because it was listed as damaged, with the damage being "pen markings" on the title page.

Those pen markings are a fucking signature by the artist

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Starting a collection

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no offense but if I was one of the camera guys responsible for filming 8 trillion baby sea turtles scrambling for the water I would start swinging on these seagulls. nature be damned.

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can i add you as a friend on spreadsheets

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I love hotel breakfasts. You have shambling zombies who've managed to scrape together half a braincell, the morning people who've already done their yoga, and the most elegantly put together women you've ever seen, all staring with the same vague confusion at the unholy selection of food on offer.

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masters degree in moving my legs around under the sheets like a big gay horseshoe crab

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Worst pain