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babitch · 1 month
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The new F4 is set in the 60s because Marvel are cowards and won’t put Johnny Storm and Peter Parker on screen together
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babitch · 1 month
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whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
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babitch · 2 months
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babitch · 2 months
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babitch · 2 months
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babitch · 2 months
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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babitch · 2 months
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yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive
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babitch · 3 months
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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin
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babitch · 3 months
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annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice
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babitch · 5 months
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free my girl she did all of that, feels no remorse, and is actively planning to do more, but have you considered it was funny as hell
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babitch · 5 months
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"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?
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babitch · 5 months
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babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music
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babitch · 5 months
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but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed
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babitch · 5 months
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how are people mean to stuffed animals one time i was trying to clean up my room and tried to justify giving away a stuffed animal by saying 'well its a little ugly' and immediately i was just overwhelmed with monstrous guilt and i understood the concept of a catholic hell and i was going there
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babitch · 5 months
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i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score
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babitch · 5 months
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ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked
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babitch · 6 months
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can we all pretend i didn't say that and instead said something much cooler and more interesting also
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