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this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

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*seductively removes my black jacket to reveal my black shirt*

*seductively removes my black pants to reveal my black underwear*

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Swan by David Shrigley

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somewhere between a sad psychic and an excited fortune teller is a happy medium

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Depression in summer is weird. It’s not dark and brooding, for me - it’s white and hazy and confusing. You feel very absent from everyone and everything. And all the light seems a little too bright for your tired eyes.

broken thoughts (via soofyahn)

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Candid <3

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LaGirlNextDior

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one of the things avengers: aou got right: steve rogers moved like a brutally efficient fighting machine and it was glorious

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I love Morgan week ✌️

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5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

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i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much