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BOB'S BURGERS 3.01 - Ear-sy Rider

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i can't stop laughing at linda screaming "he's dead! go away, he’s dead!"

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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

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The apothecary sketches

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Accommodating king for real

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Detectiving 🔎‼️

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It's that time again! Tinimmy Week will take place August 4th through the 8th, and we'd love your help choosing the prompts for this year! Just follow the link below and vote for your ten favorite prompts. We can't wait to see what you pick! 💕

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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this is how it feels posting on here when your things leave your target audience

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i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing

you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it

weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!

a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)

been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.

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jimmy jr. finding it easier to open up to tina while she’s a robot. jimmy jr. brushing off tina when she wanted to talk about valentine’s day, only to text her about it later. jimmy jr. finding out from frond’s game that he’s too closed off emotionally, leading to hours long phone calls with tina about his feelings. in this essay i will-