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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital
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Me in the middle of being tortured : I hate this song can you skip it please
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YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such
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my boss told me he's retiring in late fall 😭 that man never gave one fuck when i messed something up and always backed me up and pushed me to be better... it's so overrrr
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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.
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if a sims movie is truly being made, i want it to be a horror movie where they do not acknowledge being sims and there is no evidence of them being sims except that they speak simlish and have plumbobs. i want ladders disappearing from pools and strangers breaking into houses and random basement prisons and people catching on fire while making macaroni. the whole thing must be in simlish with subtitles like a foreign film. that’s the only way you’ll get me to watch it.
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12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook
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Idk how to celebrate. I don’t posses a celebrants soul. I’m just like yes I won these are favorable conditions for me I like this… good
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love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be
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