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babybluebanshee · 6 minutes
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one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard
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babybluebanshee · 22 minutes
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good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing
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babybluebanshee · 49 minutes
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Look at that thats pretty cool
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babybluebanshee · 58 minutes
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Things I’ve learned about love from working for a divorce attorney
Divorce happens to everyone, there's not a "type." Even smart, well-adjusted people choose bad partners, encounter deal-breakers after you're already married, or simply change over time to where you're no longer compatible.
You can come into your own at any time, and learn to finally stick up for yourself at any age.
There’s no time window for divorce where if you stick together long enough you’ve "made it." Some people get divorced after a year and a half, others after 25 or more. Love will always take work.
People often come in ready to sacrifice everything just to get the process over with, then realize they're entitled to way more than they thought. Don't undervalue your worth just to make things easier. You're entitled to fairness.
I don't care how much you say money doesn't matter in your relationship, yes it does. Keeping your finances separate solves a LOT of conflict. Money is the #1 thing people fight over in the divorce process besides maybe the kids.
Speaking of kids, out of mountains of cases, not once has any parent even suggested the divorce was the kid’s fault.
Life really does go on after a breakup, even a major one. Everyone that comes into our office is a full and complete person just going through a rough time. I think that's important to remember.
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babybluebanshee · 1 hour
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Little doodle of the PRINCE of the cryptids, MOTHMAN!
Couldnt take out my paints today but pretty happy I was still able to doodle!!:D
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babybluebanshee · 11 hours
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in b4 95% of all websites in june 2024 announce that "for security" they will only work with browsers that use manifest v3
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babybluebanshee · 11 hours
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back on my golden girls bullshit lads
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babybluebanshee · 11 hours
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just did my evil deed for the day (moved the bookmark in my dad's book back by one page)
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babybluebanshee · 11 hours
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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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babybluebanshee · 11 hours
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babybluebanshee · 11 hours
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Living with those two must be a literal nightmare
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babybluebanshee · 11 hours
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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!
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