John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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nothing gets him madder than zoners and women who want to marry him
it's funny they won't come out and just say he's gay. don't worry mister gief i saw your chanel boots
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Me when I lie
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having a problem on windows: fuck i hate this stupid operating system
having a problem on linux: technology is a beast to befriend, not enslave. i shall heal my companion of its ailments and continue our magnificent journey
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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African
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My friend just shared some amazing lore on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
"Mike Nelson joined the cast in the very early days of the internet becoming mainstream in common households. Fans of the show would argue on MST3K message boards about who was better - Mike or Joel.
Mike would go on the message boards anonymously and make long posts about how Joel was better than Mike.
Just to keep fans fighting.
He understood the internet before the internet understood itself."
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Sorry, your game looks cool, but the promotional material used the words "wholesome" and "cozy" so I gotta stick by my principals.
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gabbois
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shinji ikari
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A slime draws near…
Hobby Japan No. 233, 1988.
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