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You know. For some reason I think the thing that made me melt the most when watching ofmd for the first time was seeing the bows in Ed's beard and flowers in his hair in ep 5. Like. Ofmd really took big bad pirate blackbeard and made him cute and put him in pretty outfits and let him have flowers and bows in his hair just cause he wants to look nice??? There's just something about it that's so sweet to me idk...

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ed um. if ed was uh. if ed was an android and he asked stede to do him a favor and open up the hard-to-reach panel in his lower back and clean out his slightly dusty insides with a microfiber cloth or perhaps his bare fingers and maybe sharply blow in there a couple times like a gameboy cartridge

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Happy “slap your boy’s ass then push him onto the bed and mount him from behind” day to all that celebrate

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hey. ed politely holding his skirt up and spreading his legs so stede can give him gentle licks up his inner thighs with the riding crop. ok?

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Not to get emotional on main but I’ve been looking in second hand stores for sewing patterns, and I always find lying next to it a basket of handmade doilies, jumpers, quilts, and it’s almost more than I can bear. I knit, I crochet, I’ve given most lace types a go so I know the painstaking time that goes into each piece, and it feels so cruel to see them and to be offered them for two dollars fifty, two dollars fifty for a year of a woman’s life devoted to what she loved. I’ve been recreating my grandmother’s lace, hoping I can find in a missed stitch the connection I missed before her memories failed. But among her projects is a yellow tablecloth, 6 segments of crocheted lace, the 6th unfinished. I don’t even know if there was meant to be a 7th. You find the same in op shops, crocheted granny squares and sets of just 7, rewound wool still holding the shape of a ghost of a project. I like to imagine it holds something within it, something I could reach if only I picked it up and finished it. I wish I had time, to repair a thousand womens crafts, but I’m so short on time, so busy with projects I only hope will sit next to the work of these artists when I pass.

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FARSCAPE | 2.15 WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN

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Some people when it comes to Ed's journey over the course of both seasons...

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some of you are very nice to me and i just want to say thank you and i love u

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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Not arguing with a man wearing a collar

Whatever you say sweetheart, do you want to be railed in your bed or mine?

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⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you

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David Jenkins’ three words to describe Stede and Ed from his new interview with Awards Radar (x)

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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Oh I think tomorrow is I Will Not Let The Rot Consume Me Saturday

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with the way this show progressed, we'd have seen Ed's bare ass as the first scene of s3