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something about a heavy breathin’ in the garden of eden
#was horny missed bojere made a moodboard#not much to add#i like how i always use pics with sheets when i don’t know what else would suit the theme haha#that’s just how my mind works: bojere? -> they should be in the same streets and in the same sheets#my moodboards#käärijä#bojan cvjetićanin#bojere
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the concept of articles will kill me someday
#there will be the epitaph on my tombstone “couldn’t choose the (a?) right article and died of uncertainty”#my little brain just cannot comprehend it#languages that have articles with all respect… why? just why?#why can’t you gather the information about whether it’s a specific thing or not from the context 😭
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yep, that’s him
#now i feel bad about using the photo of a random harbor seal from maine and not authentic saimaa ringed seal or baltic ringed seal#or at least grey seal#no one would notice the difference#but me and my seal obsession do know that it’s not a finnish seal#no hate for that specific cute pup all seals are beautiful and valid of course
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do you think Jere would enjoy being ordered around by Bojan? or would he be like "whatever you say pretty boy 😍" and still do his own thing? 🤔
I think the two of them would have the most insanely perverse symbiosis of ordering each other around and sometimes obeying and sometimes defying just to be a brat and see what happens. I mean we've already seen how much jere likes ordering bojan around like his little puppy (and bojan just.. does as he is told, which could mean nothing) but i think jere would loooooooove for bojan to boss him around and then do the exact opposite with a smirk on his face just to see what bojan would do. Complete cat energy, right? Does puppy actually have it in him to be the boss? Or would he cave? Jere would like to know 🙋
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Had this image of sad selkie Jere in my head and procrastination drew it out 😅 (i am sure he will find happiness again 😌🐟)
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Don't fall for his trap, he'll lure you in with his voice and then you're done for...
#what a pretty creature#and i’ll gladly let him do it ->#he enchants you with his voice. his face. his sweet behaviour#and once you're starting to slip he strikes
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#such an interesting topic to think about#i mean obviously it depends on what the circus is what kind of monkeys there’re and what is meant by worse#but if we’re talking about sharing collective responsibility…#isn’t it somehow easier to separate yourself from individual monkeys even if they’re yours than from a circus as an institution?#although it depends on the situation of course#what if your monkeys were really wild?#but what if you’re the part of the circus that is run by fucking clowns? then what?
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sometimes i genuinely forget it’s “souvenir pop” and wonder why does he have “slut pop” tattoo…

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really enjoying Bojan looking at all his merbojan fanart and collabs and going "yeah that's really cool BUT HAVE YOU SEEN MY LEGS THO 😏"
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2 pov fanfic


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The strangled "oh my god" that left my mouth when I saw them thighs was embarrassing 😂😂

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📸: bojan’s ig story 20.07.2025
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It's my favorite getero ship 🙊🐢
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oh, apparently my type is talented cuties with brown hair who like to be jumpy and do silly things with their hips while performing
#sigrid please marry me <3#also her “mine right now” “sight of you” and “never mine” are THE bojere songs to me
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title: “it gets dark”, ship: bojere (who would guess 😅)
ohh! 💕 lately I'm very much into näkki stories and I love fantasy so here it goes 👀
Jere is a näkki aka water spirit living in a very random Finnish lake. A young beautiful guy named Bojan visits a rented cabin by this lake (his friends have a week-long getaway party or smth). Bojan is happy with his life, he has everything - his sociology studies are going well, family loves him, friends treasure him, he can get a partner, a girl or a guy, whenever he wants, he's good at almost any hobby that he picks. So why the fuck does he feel like nothing is ever good enough and he's actually a whiny piece of shit? The very first night of this party Bojan excuses himself and finds a secluded path along the lake. He sits down on the shore and looks at the black water for a very long time, feeling like his heart is about to break.
Then, he hears a rustle and a naked man approaches out of nowhere "Sori sori! I just go here from my sauna there to water. No need to be scary" the black bowl-cut guy smiles cheerfully at Bojan. And they start chatting about seemingly mundane things but Bojan's anxiety lifts immediately and he feels like he can finally breathe again.
In fact, Jere has been observing Bojan from the water since his company moved the bags into the cabin. Normally Jere hates noise and some people throw trash around too, so he scares them away, sometimes even drowns people if they piss him enough. But from under the water Jere couldn't take his eyes away from Bojan, there was something about him. The catch is - during the daytime people can't see him, Jere is either a floating log or a shadow in the cold water. It's only when it gets dark that he can take the human form... 👀
#ah man i want to read this so bad why isn't this written?? lmao 😂😭#<- me too 🥺#it sounds so good!!#the world needs more fish bojere stories#somehow sigrid’s song “it gets dark” that i was listening to when i sent this ask even fits the story a bit
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