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babyprime · 6 minutes
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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)
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babyprime · 20 minutes
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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babyprime · 20 minutes
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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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babyprime · 3 hours
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babyprime · 4 hours
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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.
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babyprime · 5 hours
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babyprime · 5 hours
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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have
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babyprime · 5 hours
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Astarion’s simple plan
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babyprime · 5 hours
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babyprime · 6 hours
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Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them
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babyprime · 8 hours
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if you have violent intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have sexual intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have bigoted intrusive thoughts I love you. you are not your thoughts and you are worthy of love and care and help and affection. you are not a monster you’re a person going through it and that’s okay
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babyprime · 9 hours
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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER
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babyprime · 9 hours
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She strengthened his resolve by reminding him.
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babyprime · 9 hours
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babyprime · 9 hours
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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding
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babyprime · 10 hours
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That time at work last year one of.those dog mask gay guys came in the store . And I told him to bark for me and he did. I didnt expect that for some reason idk what got into me it was awesome though and the customer behind him was like Did u seriously just make that guy bark. What can I say ...
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babyprime · 10 hours
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me every day
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