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"I don't get why you're talking about atheists pushing conservative ideas, atheists are overwhelmingly progressive!"

Yeah, right now. The thing about far right ideas is that you 1. must never assume that your group is immune to them, and 2. always be on guard against them. Because if you don't, you never know when the status quo will change.

Like. Pagans are pretty damn progressive too, but we've always gotta keep an eye out for those Folkish (Nazi) types and make sure everybody knows to stay far, far away from them. That's how we make sure we stay progressive.

If you let your guard down, these kinds of people will come in and spread their ideas, and you will find that your majority progressive group isn't so progressive anymore.

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This Halloween I'm going as a Normal Human Man

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me, covered in my blorbo’s blood after I wrote a fic about them

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welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

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Ya know, an atheist acting like atheists are one mildly critical post away from being put in front of the firing squad sure is reminiscent of how conservative Christians are convinced they're one milquetoast liberal opinion away from being fed to the lions.

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Cats are great because you can just be like "I'm bored and I'm going to make that your problem now", and they get it, because they did the same thing to you three hours ago.

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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

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it is simply not a midwest festival without a corn pit

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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it's true and you should say it.

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“Repeat after me: My current situation is not my final destination.”

— Unknown

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The fact that kids nowadays want ao3 to be censored— guys. Guys. Where is your sense of adventure? When I was 12, and homeschooled, and had unlimited internet access on my second hand laptop, all I felt upon discovering ao3 was unmitigated joy. A whole platform where people can be fucking weird and post toe-curling novel-length diatribes about ANYTHING. How beautiful is that?

And then you, the reader, can just jump in and post your own weird shit? And people might comment just to say “nice job!” Or “where the fuck is the next chapter” on your 20k coffee shop FNAF AU? Bro. Them’s the little things that make the internet worth anything.

Ao3 is so beautiful. I love scrolling past indescribably disturbing descriptions. I love knowing they have a place to be posted. I love knowing that, should I feel the urge to indulge, I can do so with no repercussions.

Mi familia. Mis amigos. Por favor. Take a step back and be grateful that not every facet of creativity has been locked behind an algorithm.

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One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway