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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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my spouse and i disagree

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Did you know you can get yard signs made that say basically anything

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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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attempting to atheistify the ancient tribal sun worshipper but the more scientific sun facts i tell them the more hyped they get about the sun

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my cousin has never been on a big trip with me and after i finished chatting up a baker near a ferry stop who sent us off with free cookies my cousin was like “it’s so crazy that you talk to every single person we meet. that’s why you have so many fun anecdotes.”

and i was like yes ☝️ but it’s also why I have so many Other anecdotes. today it’s cookies. tomorrow it’s a guy insisting i should stop masking and start drinking colloidal silver to heal my immune system. and babey i love rolling the dice.

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chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

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it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

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Do it alone do it scared do it tired but don't do it on Thursdays. Yoga is Thursday. Class is Thursday. All three happy hour meetups on Thursday. Book club also Thursday. Does anyone remember Wednesdays?

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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

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tiktoks with vine energy

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i would love if a single one of these people tried to give an example of what a “pro feminist album cover” looks like

it's the same cover but she's reading a copy of Women, Race & Class while she's on all fours getting her hair pulled

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on