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Fairy!Elinne bc I love that AU and feel so feral whenever I think of booting up sims 3 and playing her in it woooouuugh🧚♀️ ✨
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Just confronting a giant floating skull on the moon. Nothing super mystical or cosmic happening here~
Prints~
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Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid
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RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck
i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”
and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”
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A journal comic from 2021 that I never posted here! Reposting it to celebrate my mom’s birthday. She’s come such a long way and I’m honored to have her in my corner
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the world would be a really different place right now if pink pony club had dropped during the height of brony fandom
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