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taking a short break from this blog, sorry folks

should be back in a week or two, feel free to keep sending submissions while i'm away

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The day I stop having Yenyasha brainrot is the day I stop coming to this blog

Anyway, I think that Jeffs should have the ability to shear Yenyasha (not Cottol bc Cottol is a toxic, dangerous sheep) which briefly gives them a buff against weather status effects, buuut it debuffs the Yens in the same regard

That is of course if the Yen doesn't kill the Jeff to take back its coat and cloak

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Creatures that are based off ghosts (like one I think) can now phase through walls

(not a bad idea on paper but this would probably be hard to code and cause alot of bugs)

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make all canonically blind creatures… well, not be able to see where they are. They can’t see how hungry or thirsty they are, how much stamina, moisture, health or oxygen they have. They just can’t see anything.

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for the large lesbian lava lizards: male itzas are no longer able to create a pack. They are much smaller than females and they can die in lava. Female itzas can create a pack, though they can’t nest. They have to grab and throw a male into the lava in order to have “offspring,” which are always female. If there’s a female itza in the volcano, then lava may randomly spawn itza npcs that fight for the other itza. So if you stay in the volcano with a female itza, you’re effectively screwed.

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this blog gets bought by sonar and they delete all of the ideas critiquing them

so the whole blog, basically

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hey, same anon that did the poison berry idea. I think a way to make it worse is if the “you’re f*cked” effect stays after you leave and rejoin (unlike all other effects), making death inevitable until the five minutes are up and the poisoned one takes their final breath before slipping away into darkness.

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Any creature that has a weapon on them (like empi or izta) can wield that weapon and use it. Cue empis and iztas having sword battles or using it to reach smaller creatures in tunnels

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economy.

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Most creatures take fall damage now, except creatures that are based on bugs, squirrels, and cats. All other creatures get one shotted when they fall off too high of a surface. This includes fliers and gliders, so they can’t stop flying in the middle of the air. Also they can’t accelerate right before they hit the ground or else they’ll die. Finally, creatures that can jump will instantly die when they hit the ground if their jump is higher than a fyranilli’s. Also, you can only jump to a higher surface, and you’re stuck there until someone grabs you or you exit to the menu.

Here’s the diagram that I will use in my official sales pitch to sonar studios/j

fuck dude, i'd hire you

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Make boreal warden's hitbox worse

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ban token. This token grants you the ability of banning a creature for the next 3 hours. Some popular KOSing creatures are now unplayable

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All super behemoths have jump but if they use it they’re stuck on the ground for 30 minutes

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Creatures that don’t have fur can now get sunburned if they aren’t in shade

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i think you're doing a great job!!!! it's super cute, don't sell yourself short!

They add a maneki-neko themed creature, (the little arm waving cat that’s a symbol of luck and good wealth) which lets you earn shooms faster than usual. Its left arm is also constantly waving in every animation, so any creature that gets too close to it will be automatically hit with every arm wave. Additionally, due to its ‘luck’ ability, it grants any random ability (think like metronome in Pokemon) with only a 60 second cooldown no matter what it is.

ngl i would kinda love this

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Give enormous/large winged creatures a "wing smack" that sends anything below its tier flying

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uh adhaircan has some sort of mlp magic that serves as a breath or smth

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