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laptopped:
imagine banana with any other vowel
bununu
benene
bonono
binini
bynyny
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things that don’t work
texting your ex
erasable pens
plastic knives
voting for a 3rd party
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best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets
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do you ever sneeze so hard that you just stand still for a couple seconds like “the fuck just happened”
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do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do
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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
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There are three types of people:
Extrovert
Introvert
Javert
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