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“My cat’s favorite game is tug of war. He wants to be pulled slowly around the apartment for 15-30 min at a time and cries if you drop your end of the toy.”

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love how wholesome this is

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me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

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“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

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My cat wakes me up with forehead kisses and my dog bows when I come down the stairs so y’all have a lot of catching up to do.

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Darcy come back

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Andrey Moskvin

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Procastination

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me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into

me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

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My dumb cat is cute as hell

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Not sure what this is but I love him

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Fast moving lava

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i like to commit random acts of hubris. just pepper them throughout my life. someday a god is going to smite me and i’m ready for it

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