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"Topping hierarchy"

Hard to describe but this is basically how I'd imagine takes "priority" over topping? Like, they'd top anyone below them on the list and bottom for whoever's on top of them on the list.

Pest

Brock

Jeremy

Wallter

Mark

Jimmy

Infected

PartyNoob

Unpleasant

Lampert

Doesn't really apply anywhere???: Prototype, NULL

Not static b/c obviously Pest would bottom for Poob under the proper circumstances... lol. Poob/Infected/Unpleasant and Mark/Jimmy are kind of interchangeable.

This list is kinda making me want to write some unhinged Jeremy/Brock stuff though.

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hey!! would you be interested in writing more lampert/pest? that fic actually changed my brain chemistry i yearn for more

Whenever someone asks about a pairing I've already written about, I already have SO MANY DRAFTS about them. I do have drafts for LamPest, I just don't have the energy to write fics at the moment.

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Embarrassing realization that I don't think I have a single character that is strictly bottom or top, they all have to be vers... (except maybe Lampert, I usually portray him as a bottom so)

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Soooo I just learned that Ellipsus had a pride theme and this has by far improved my user experience. It's just... so funny. It's like, everywhere.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/62435326/chapters/173788156

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I'm way too exhausted to actually write anything recently and I'm consistently hitting walls on writing anything, so I'm going to expand on the Headcanons & Drabbles fic, but it's not new content. It's just stuff I put in my Regretevator thing on Tumblr but updated I think.

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i dont care what just please please write more of alexei,, u write him perfectly

Thank you! I do have stuff for Alexei. :)

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No words

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Rarepair brewing.

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Nvm I posted the YeDae fic for the anon because I could never stop. DD:DNE, it's really heavy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66881551

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Was writing some YeDae and got curious about how t-dicks actually work because I don't have one myself (rip, hospital settings just make me nervous). While researching, I stumbled upon a very informative Twitter thread about how to draw t-dicks, which also includes alternative types of bottom surgery called "simple release" and "metoidioplasty" (assuming that phalloplasty is the most known type of bottom surgery for trans men).

https://x.com/sweatbots/status/1223431032462028801

While this is a very cool and informative post, I'd like to also remind people to do their own research regarding trans people—or really, any group or community you aren't in—and also please don't pester trans people about their junk. We don't pester cis people about their junk because we're "just curious"; I know that research on trans people is very limited but not everyone is open to such personal and invasive questions such as that.

Also, be aware that because it is a surgery, you will see some gnarly and gross photos of it, not just pre-surgery or post-surgery.

Anyway, if you're at the end of this post, have a YeDae snippet!

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hello badgod-san its diehard lampest anon again. i await your next goons with open arms. please do not combust into flames.

This ask had me literally crying laughing from each sentence I read

But also don't associate me with gooners. Especially those who play Roblox, those gooners are the worst... I am a normal and functional human adult.

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Fuck My Drafts I Guess (all pronouns used for poob since that's canon + i think this is going to be a solo fic anyway)

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Wrote this on a whim instead of making any of my other drafts less draft-y #gaming

Probably won't finish it either so, here it is.

*edit: realized that i fucked up with the words. "putting disabling" lmao

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hey, big fan of your work who mayyy have made an account for this...

i have some requests if you'd like, but feel free to ignore any of them lol! but i'd be super excited if any of these inspire you:

- Dakari x Daejung kind and loving t4t smut

- Daejung x reader t4t smut

- Triple mocktail anything (gavin x ryder x parker)

- daejung snapping and topping yejun (dub/noncon? to the point where it genuinely phases yejun?)

thanks! keep up the amazing writing :)

See because I've been thinking of doing Dae-jung topping Ye-jun for a while but have had no ideas for it. BUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MAKING IT ICK OUT YE-JUN IS AMAZING. Oh how the turn tables... I have deranged ideas now. Maybe not as deranged as the other YeDae things I've been writing, but.

I am guilty of needing Parker like really badly too so. We'll see. (I've been needing an excuse to write more "trains". Breakfast in Bed, Infected/Unpleasant/Reader, and now the fated triple mocktail yaoi...)

Now I'm also thinking about fucking Dae-jung now ohhhhhhhh boy alright let's do this chat. Let's see what gets done first—the 2173164376816341 fics I've been writing, or the new ideas that have spawned in front of me LMAO.

Thanks for the ask and I appreciate the compliments on my work!

(Welcome to Tumblr btw, it's fun here.)

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OK gamers here's the drafts. Feel free to ask about any of these or die in my inbox about them.

Daybreak first:

Pre-mist hypnosis & mind control YeDae

EliJack

Arlo/Boss with very shitty descriptions of medical procedures <— does not know a damn thing about stitches

Cole/Eiji but he's in a rut and wowwwwwww knotting

another pre-mist Boss/Reader

jun/nate/boss except I didn't write anything down I just have a title there

EliJack edging/teasing

EliJack clothed frotting

SLUT. DAE-JUNG. OUT!!!

EliJack cuddly cute sex?? idk

Regretevator:

Red Craving

Unpleasant/reader/Infected

Breakfast Series :)

angry sex LamPest

Egg laying. What do you expect at this point?

WallMark except feminization/bimbofication idk

Infected/gnc Reader yuri ("scissor me timbers" in the request made me laugh)

Infected/Unpleasant secret relationship

Unpleasant/Reader Except There Is Nothing In The Draft Why Do I Keep Doing This To Myself

and a singular hypnosis rodger/reader fic because uhhhh ummmm uhhhhh *throws down a smoke bomb and disappears*