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I saw this ad today and I am slightly horrified.

Why.

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‘MURICA!

I love the fact that the first things your eyes are drawn to is “American Soil” with more lens flare then it deserves to have, and it is not in fact even the name of the horse. Like the sheer fact that the horse has moved into the US means it needs to be extra stamped with the US flag and smoke and lens flares because ‘Murica!

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BREAKING NEWS

Giant man-eating horse strikes again! Devours rider on another horse before escaping authorities. Please lock your doors and be wary of hoofbeats in the night!

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Tacky almost un-nerving colors? Check. Disembodied head? Check. Sloppily cropped mane/tails? Check. Missing feet? Check. This horse checks all the right boxes.

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The photoshop job on this advertisement job is so bad I am actually getting vibes that this horse might actually be a serial killer.

.......Maybe he’s been the zodiac killer all along!

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CAUGHT ON CAMERA! You won’t believe what happens next!

Cameras are rolling when two identical twin horses are involved in a head on collision, catching the moment when the spirit of one of them astral projects in a last ditch attempt to save them both!

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“Hey, we’re trying to sell a stud so let’s feature his foals instead of a handy confirmation photo.”

“Oh, but let’s also have that foal jumping through a flaming hoop of death. Because thats just cool.”

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“And I shall call him..... Mini Me.”

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Holy lens flare, Batman! That horse has escaped into the Windows XP wallpaper! Quick, head for the Batmobile!