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badnikcreator:

au where robotnik is the size of a tic tac and he poses no threat whatsoever

they just keep getting smaller.....

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how does it feel knowing that there will soon be millions of other scary hedgehegs to foil your plans??

they’re coming.....................,,,,,.,,.,

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mr. robo nick, if you're fast enough to run away from sanic, why don't you run after him instead?

why would i run towards him?

do you have any idea what hebgards do to eggs?

do you??

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Begins to brush the lil eggs mustache with a toothbrush. Brushie Brushie.

robotnik has no idea what is brushing his moustache, but gladly accepts the grooming

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oi eggdude, if you're so smart, why can't you come up with a way to stop a hedgehog? check mate.

because he’s a speedy jerk that breaks my things.

SHUT.

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It's HEDGEHOG. Hedge-hog. You silly egg.

that’s what i said!! hedgon-

eh- wait, no. hedgegoh? hegdon? that’s not right...

a-ah, heggnog? hatstand????

OH, BLAST IT ALL! SONIC! THERE!

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"If you're that fragile, why not make some protective battle armor? ...Wait, I just realized you're a literal egg. How do you LIVE?"

everytime i try to build armor, that blasted headgone destroys it!!

and... at the end of the day...

are any of us truly alive???

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Do you crack easily?

not under pressure, that’s for sure!! ohoho!

but also yes. i do. please help me i’m so fragile

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i’m gonna start a new badly drawn blog but this time it’s the adventures of literally an egg-man, and sonic the hednog

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Hey, tiny doc. What would you do if you got all of the chaos emeroods?

i’ll eradicate that blasted blue menace, once and for all!!

and then i suppose i’ll take over the world or something once i’m done killing the heck out of sonic

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"...Why on earth do you even EXIST."

why, the same reason you do, my devilishly handsome friend. to stop the hedgblo from stealing the chaotic diamonds of course!

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Hedgehogs EAT eggs, you know.

and that is EXACTLY why we are mortal enemies.

that friggin hedghon...... the way he just..... hedgehops..............