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[badlydrawn-alphadave]

[You- you weren't supposed to-]

[You can't. You can't- you can't be here, can't face this, can't face him-]

[...But...]

[...]

TG: ... TG: jesus christ TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back TG: so TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh TG: hand it over

@badlydrawn-alphadave

[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]

[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]

[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]

[badlydrawn-alphadave]

[No.]

TG: DIRK-

[No. You- you can't-]

[You-]

[...What have you done?]

TG: ... TG: jesus christ TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back TG: so TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh TG: hand it over

@badlydrawn-alphadave

[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]

[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]

[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]

[badlydrawn-alphadave]

[Fuck. Fuck. If bringing up the kids didn't work-]

[Then whatever that is, there's no fuckin' way it's him. Not like this.]

[You don't have a choice.]

[STRIFE!]

TG: ... TG: jesus christ TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back TG: so TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh TG: hand it over

@badlydrawn-alphadave

[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]

[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]

[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]

[badlydrawn-alphadave]

TG: shit-

[Maybe in another time, you wouldn't have drawn. Maybe in another time, you could've found any other way out. If it was just Derrick, you'd trust him with your life, but-

But this isn't Derrick. And you aren't taking any fucking risks.]

TG: if you want to try and kill someone over a fuckin' puppet then thats your call TG: but cmon. even you gotta know how fucked up that is TG: i mean christ, dude, dont you have kids? cant imagine theyd be too fuckin' thrilled about all this TG: hand it over TG: im not askin'

TG: ... TG: jesus christ TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back TG: so TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh TG: hand it over

@badlydrawn-alphadave

[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]

[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]

[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]

[badlydrawn-alphadave]

TG: hey, who said there was anythin' playful about it? TG: and you goddamn know it. none of that fancy shit though TG: got nowhere near enough self respect for that shit

TG: glad im not the only one gettin' flooded with nothin' but the typa raunchy shit that would make a priest blush

TG: this fuckin' site i swear to god. nothin' but horndogs

TG: though i gotta say its at least deserved in your case

- @badlydrawn-alphadave

JC: Oh, hush! Too much of that playful flirting, and you'll sound as dorky as the rest of the hounds in their little pack.

JC: I'm such a striking sight for sore eyes. Anyone from every identity flocks to me, like a shiny rock burried in sand!

JC: I feel like me saying that sounds familliar...

JC: Ah, anyhow. You smoke?

[badlydrawn-alphadave]

@badlydrawn-brostrider @badlydrawn-alphadave

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Dave, i will be honest some of these asks they send you scare me D:

TG: you and me both kid

TG: trust me the shit i post here aint even the worst of it

TG: that inbox has goddamn horrors lurkin' in its depths

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important question do you meow

TG: not for free

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Yes hello you draw alpha Dave so fine

anon is this really your man

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poast hole

TG: here you go TG: freaks

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hi! what do you think of

TG: approved

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licks u

TG: files a restraining order against you

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Joe's the 47th president??? How many of them mfs have we had I thought he was like the 16th

[badlydrawn-alphadave]

who the fuck is joe

TG: joe biden the 47th vice president and the senator for delaware from 1973 to 2009

TG: who the fuck else would i be talkin' about

[badlydrawn-alphadave]

Who? Joe Mama?

TG: yeah

TG: joe mama and joe papa

TG: had a really important meetin' with em last night

TG: shit was hella productive

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Mfs really think they slick out here they ain't Joe who they think they are

TG: oh hey funny you mention joe. was just hangin' out with him last night

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Anon it doesn't smell like 🅱️ussy it smells like updog in here

TG: hey im old but im not goddamn senile

TG: i know what youre tryin' to pull here

TG: honestly disrespectful how little effort you put into this shit. try harder next time