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Howd they get this picture of me?
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Done and done
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Reblogging because of @iowa-mentioned
I am pleased to announce the Bad Science Jokes grant presented by Orion Technical College! We are helping people go back to school locally in Davenport, IA, and AROUND THE U.S., with their online classes.
🚨   $100,000 in total tuition assistance for 100 eligible students !  🚨 
💻The current online offerings are:  
Medical Billing and Coding
Medical Assisting
Health Information Management 
🏫Current on-location offerings in Davenport, Iowa:
EET (Electronics Engineering Technology)
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Massage Therapy 
Medical Massage Therapy
🖱️Learn more by clicking here (or go to Orion.edu/BSJgrant ). It will take you to a #BadScienceJokes landing page. Fill out the form and someone from Orion Technical College will contact you soon to answer any questions you may have! All information you submit will only be seen by Orion Technical College staff.
Please share and let your friends know about the new Bad Science Jokes grant from Orion Technical College! 
⏰Next start date is April 8th!
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Living the life
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badsciencejokes · 3 days
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DO NOT DO THIS!!!
If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!
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badsciencejokes · 4 days
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Microscopes have a bit of a learning curve.
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Going to post the same thing in my Instagram stories over and over. Sort of like the billboards in Fahrenheit 451. No matter how fast you swipe you're GONNA see my post.
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badsciencejokes · 5 days
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I am pleased to announce the Bad Science Jokes grant presented by Orion Technical College! We are helping people go back to school locally in Davenport, IA, and AROUND THE U.S., with their online classes.
🚨   $100,000 in total tuition assistance for 100 eligible students !  🚨 
💻The current online offerings are:  
Medical Billing and Coding
Medical Assisting
Health Information Management 
🏫Current on-location offerings in Davenport, Iowa:
EET (Electronics Engineering Technology)
Mechatronics
Massage Therapy 
Medical Massage Therapy
🖱️Learn more by clicking here (or go to Orion.edu/BSJgrant ). It will take you to a #BadScienceJokes landing page. Fill out the form and someone from Orion Technical College will contact you soon to answer any questions you may have! All information you submit will only be seen by Orion Technical College staff.
Please share and let your friends know about the new Bad Science Jokes grant from Orion Technical College! 
⏰Next start date is April 8th!
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What's your favorite number?
If you say a negative I'll know you're lying
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Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, “Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?”
The guard replies, “They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.”
"That’s an awfully exact number,“ says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?”
The guard answers, “Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”
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Hey, if you thought this was funny, you should follow him on TikTok @AwSamm or on Instagram at @AwSammOfficial
Not to get political or anything...
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Done and done
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badsciencejokes · 6 days
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I went to the mall and this woman was begging me to accept her cookies.
NO!!!!
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badsciencejokes · 7 days
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At least buy me dinner first....
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badsciencejokes · 8 days
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I am pleased to announce the Bad Science Jokes grant presented by Orion Technical College! We are helping people go back to school locally in Davenport, IA, and AROUND THE U.S., with their online classes.
🚨   $100,000 in total tuition assistance for 100 eligible students !  🚨 
💻The current online offerings are:  
Medical Billing and Coding
Medical Assisting
Health Information Management 
🏫Current on-location offerings in Davenport, Iowa:
EET (Electronics Engineering Technology)
Mechatronics
Massage Therapy 
Medical Massage Therapy
🖱️Learn more by clicking here (or go to Orion.edu/BSJgrant ). It will take you to a #BadScienceJokes landing page. Fill out the form and someone from Orion Technical College will contact you soon to answer any questions you may have! All information you submit will only be seen by Orion Technical College staff.
Please share and let your friends know about the new Bad Science Jokes grant from Orion Technical College! 
⏰Next start date is April 8th!
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I want a selfie with a smiling snake.
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