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There’s an odd ouroboros of me specifically is I had to learn to write the bullshit Shakespeare on the spot when I used to rp as Rouxls, and then my other longstanding fixation is ffxiv, and I picked up rping urianger for a discord server literally using “I mean I already learned how to write like that before I can do it but more serious” as my reasons why. So I had to kinda re-learn it but like; how the grammar etc Actually works

So now that the deltawune fixation has come back around I’m trying to write Rouxls again and can’t; turn the bullshit back on bc I only know how to write it serious now from writing for ffxiv

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Okay so back when I was deep in the deltarune esp kingkaard mines in ye olden days of 2019 I thought way too hard about like specific anatomy hcs about them. Im thinking about them again for this fic im writing so i will share a few ;

I think king and lancer are like , something like anthro seal things? I’m thinking a harp seal but like, if they stayed white forever. This isnt really based on anything but vibes but if I want an excuse, seals kind of have an upside down heart shaped muzzle

He has huge paws with spade-shaped paw pads and giant bear claws (I had to dig up this old concept drawing)

Also extremely old art but kinda proof of concept of the seal idea. I want to redraw this as there’s a few things I’ve changed in my head and also, I’d like to think my art has improved in six years my god.

Rouxls I have a lot more thoughts about as I used to rp as him and did way too much thinking of how his body works.

I fully subscribe to the headcanon he’s some kinda slime man creature. REALISTICALLy honestly I think canonly his design is meant to resemble ink but I think slime body is more fun to work with :)

I probably push it more into body horror territory than most people do though honestly. I also like the idea he melts under high emotions, but it’s not like, little cute beads of slime on his chin if he’s REALLY stressed etc his entire face starts melting off, has a habit of having to push his features back into place if say, his eye ends up all the way on his chin or something.

Really weirdly slender, he’s very lanky and has a bratz doll waist. He doesn’t have any bones or organs really so he doesn’t, need the bulk ? Its slutch all the way through !! Combined with he doesn’t eat very much, he’s fully skinny enough king could pick him up by his waist/chest with one hand.

He’s not actually that short; he’s over 7ft tall but he just looks . Small compared to king. However his height is mostly leg. Also 7’4 or something and still insists on wearing 3 inch heels :/

The slime boy fantasy is Not as hot as the monster [redacted] has made it out to be he is not pleasant to touch. Very cold, about the consistency of very thick glue. King will not take his gloves off when touching him bc it gets in his FUR !!!

I fully think also his weird body consistency is part of the “he’s hot but so weird” and why he cannot keep a partner despite being a pretty boy trophy wife purse dog .

The shitty Shakespearean is partially to try and mask a lisping speech impediment, it’s a little hard to enunciate around the slime string + I think he has a tooth gap/chipped tooth, PLUS fangs. The fangs are useless and not threatening at all.

Wowie drawings that are actually recent , showing my thoughts.!!!

I also know the heterochromia is just a coloring error but I hold it dear to my heart bc it gives me another chance to make him look weird

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i'm glad we've moved mostly past the 2018 era of everyone and their mother having kingkaard fans on their dni for whatever reason because nothing kingkaards quite like kingkaard

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Hello, I will add an icon to this blog when I am not on a business trip. I hold out my paws to the kingkaard masses … my cringe blog bc I cannot say this shit on main lest I am judged .