kayla. gentle garbage baby. hufflepuff. enfp. i like to pretend that i don't run a one direction blog. multi-fandom (one direction, teen wolf, les mis, hp) with a lot of feminism and me raging about oppression and this...
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they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy
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hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is
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You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.
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when you have a very important and time sensitive task to complete and you can just feel the seeds of hyperfocus on something totally unrelated being sown in your dumb idiot shit brain
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the venn diagram of “people who read shakespeare by choice” and “gays” is a circle
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Dont worry ma’am, i’ll be able to help your case. I may not have passed the bar exam but i’m kin with all the finest lawyers around
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Oh so you’re a gamer-dude? Tell me five facts about Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue.
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*friend showing me a picture of their boyfriend* well. well. that is a human man!
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boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight
me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it
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im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.
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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.
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